Chapter 229: Verifying Authenticity
After kicking twice, Jarvis suddenly became as if injected with chicken blood;
“Received, received, boss, calm down, Jarvis is activating now.”
“Buzz~! Dong dong dong dong dong, buzz buzz…”
The backwards-pedaling donkey cart started, turned around, and sped off.
Big Brother stood stunned in place, watching the receding backwards-pedaling donkey cart, a cigar unconsciously falling to the ground.
I slowly took off my sunglasses, looked at Juling Shen who was glaring at me, and then at the disappearing backwards-pedaling donkey cart.
The next second, Big Brother, I shouted with all my might; “Hey~! I haven’t gotten on the bus yet~! I haven’t gotten on the bus yet~!”
……
Juling Shen chuckled upon seeing this, extending a large hand as if to grab Big Brother.
I’ve fought with Great Lord Ksitigarbha and Uncle Zhong Kui, do you think I would fear him?
“Foshan Shadowless Kick!”
“Bang bang bang!”
Big Brother suddenly sprang up and kicked a few times.
Juling Shen retreated repeatedly.
After he stabilized himself and took a look, his fingers were swollen from Big Brother’s kicks.
“It’s him, it’s him, it’s him, our friend Nezha…”
Damn it, Li Jing didn’t bring his pagoda when he came, he carried a large sound system on his back, playing this children’s song that Big Brother knew by heart since he was a child, and walked in.
Following closely behind, Nezha appeared before Big Brother, stepping on the Wind Fire Wheels and holding the Fire-Tipped Spear.
His appearance was truly heroic and valiant, but his expression was one of playful indifference, his eyes darting around before landing on me.
“Halt! What scoundrel dares to cause trouble in Lingxiao Palace? Take this spear!”
Normally, if Big Brother were to see this guy, the Third Prince, in another place, we might even be buddies. Damn it, at this moment, it’s obvious that Big Brother barged in too presumptuously, so it’s understandable that this guy would want to apprehend me.
But who am I? If I have this opportunity, I have to wrestle with him. Big Brother always thought about this when he was watching cartoons as a child; I absolutely had to snatch his apron off.
“Are you a man? If you’re a man, put down your Fire-Tipped Spear and those fiery wheels, do you dare to wrestle with me?”
When Nezha heard this, all three of his heads were about to explode with anger. In his eyes, Big Brother was just an unknown monster, daring to boast and challenge him to a wrestling match.
Hearing this, Nezha said nothing further; “Come on, who’s afraid of whom? Today, this young master will make you taste my might!”
After handing over the Fire-Tipped Spear, the Hun Tian Ling, and other weapons to Li Jing, this guy adjusted his pants and was ready to exchange a few moves with Big Brother.
“Wait a minute!” Big Brother called out again.
Nezha asked impatiently; “What now?”
“Do you dare to retract those two extra heads and four arms of yours? Let’s have a fair fight!”
Who is Nezha? He was born with an arrogant nature. Back then, when the Old Dragon King flooded Chentang Pass, Nezha cut his bones to return them to his father and his flesh to his mother. He was truly a man who did things without regard for consequences.
After hearing my proposal, he said nothing further and immediately retracted his divine abilities of three heads and six arms.
“Come on, brat, this young master won’t use divine abilities against you!” Nezha said this.
Big Brother chuckled; “Hold on, if you have the courage, take off that apron you’re wearing, and neither of us will wear any protective magic artifacts!”
While deceiving Nezha, Big Brother first threw off his cheap market stall outfit that cost twenty-five yuan.
This infuriated Nezha to the point that he immediately ripped off his apron and threw it away.
He thought he could wrestle now, right?
Who would have thought that the next second, Big Brother would take off his pants again, looking at him arrogantly; “Got courage? If you got courage, let’s take off our pants too.”
Nezha had already taken off his apron, so what’s the big deal about pants?
After he took off his pants, he thought, it should be fine now, right?
Just as he was about to fight Big Brother, Big Brother took off his underpants too, twirling them in his hand, and asked very arrogantly; “Got courage? If you got courage, let’s take off our underpants too!”
At this point, Nezha was already enraged. He had already gone this far, could he still care about this? He reached out as if to take off his underpants.
At this moment, Li Jing couldn’t stand it. He stepped forward, his face ashen, and grabbed Nezha’s hand that was about to take off his underpants, saying solemnly; “My son, you cannot take off any more. If you take off any more, what will those actresses who play you in films and television do?”
Good heavens, I never expected that just as Big Brother was forcing Nezha to take off his underpants to verify the truth, his father suddenly intervened. Oh my god~!
Li Jing said; “My son, do not fool around with this scoundrel, and quickly apprehend him~!”
Seeing this, Big Brother slapped himself in the face; “Slap~!”
“You don’t give face, do you? What do you mean? We’re all tough men, are you afraid of a one-on-one fight? I even respected you, Third Prince, as a man. You’re not even brave enough to wrestle without underpants? Seriously, a big grown man like you doesn’t have this much courage?”
Hearing me say this, Nezha was provoked and flung his father’s hand away; “Come on~! Damn it~! Who’s afraid of whom?”
After saying this, Nezha ripped off his underpants. “Swish~!” The divine whip appeared.
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Countless young girls in the mortal world who were performing the “jumping felt doll” suddenly felt a strangeness in their crotches. After reaching down and grabbing, they were shocked as if they had seen a ghost. They had been doing this for many years~! They had never failed before, but unexpectedly, this time, such an abnormal phenomenon occurred~! They were instantly scared out of their wits, their faces pale; they unconsciously murmured; “Third Prince, please forgive us. I, I will never ask you in a female body again. I hope you will calm your anger and return my empty little crotch~!”
In an instant, these pleas continuously echoed in Nezha’s ears.
Seeing this scene, Big Brother seized the opportunity, kicked Li Jing away, grabbed Nezha, and performed a shoulder throw! “Ha~! Mount Lu Ascending Dragon Strike~!”
After succeeding with one move, Big Brother did not pursue the advantage but arrogantly placed his hands on his waist and laughed uproariously at the sky; “Heeheehee, hahahaha…, who else~!”
His gaze swept over the fierce face of Juling Shen. Seeing that even the Third Prince was defeated by Big Brother, this guy didn’t dare to utter another word. Even Li Jing didn’t dare to be arrogant with Big Brother. Li Jing was not as powerful as his son Nezha, and his only powerful magic artifact was used against Nezha. He had always kept it at home during peacetime, and he hadn’t even taken it out today.
Over there, Old Lord Jade Emperor’s face turned green with anger. He thought to himself, damn it, what use is it for me to raise you all? Several people can’t even take down one little brat. You’ve made me lose all face~!
“Guards~! Quickly go to Guanjia Pass and invite my nephew, Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun~!”
Let’s just say the efficiency of the Heavenly Realm is damn fast~! You have to admire that.
As soon as Old Lord Jade Emperor finished speaking, the next moment, a three-eyed strong man, carrying a great iron chain used for tying dogs, walked in.
“Woof, woof~!”
