Chapter 230: Spirit Damage Fee
After Erlang Shen entered, he looked at the scene before him and almost had his jaw drop. He stared with his three big eyes at me, then at Nezha, thinking he had walked onto the wrong movie set.
However, upon seeing that the old man sitting majestically in the main hall was indeed his maternal uncle, he looked at me with a confused expression.
“What kind of evil spirit, how dare you cause trouble in Lingxiao Palace?”
After saying this, Erlang Shen loosened the great iron chain in his hand, and Sky-Howling Dog barked once, charging directly towards Big Brother.
Oh my god~! Big Brother came in a hurry, I didn’t bring any magical artifacts! But I suddenly remembered, when the brothers were riding the backwards-pedaling donkey cart aimlessly, the chicken bones from eating and drinking alcohol were still in my pocket, it’s not that it’s anything else, it’s just that Big Brother cares about the environment and didn’t litter.
Just as Sky-Howling Dog was about to reach Big Brother, Big Brother took the chicken bone out of his pocket on the ground, showed a kind smile, and said to Sky-Howling Dog, “Beibei, go~!”
Speaking, Big Brother casually threw the chicken bone outside Lingxiao Palace, and Sky-Howling Dog chased after it without even thinking.
Its tail was wagging fiercely as it ran, clearly it hadn’t eaten a bone in years.
This made Erlang Shen extremely angry! He summoned his three-pointed, double-edged sword, and his third eye emitted divine light, sweeping over Big Brother and me. He then looked at the Jade Emperor in the hall.
He said fiercely, “Damn~! You’re really something~! If you have the guts, don’t run, wait for me to get my dog back~!” After saying that, he turned and left without any hesitation.
Seeing this, the Jade Emperor anxiously shouted at the top of his lungs, “Great Nephew~! Great Nephew, don’t go~! Help your uncle apprehend this kid first, and I’ll buy you a new one later~!”
Unexpectedly, Erlang Shen reached the doorway of Lingxiao Palace and said back impatiently, “Can they be the same? Is this an ordinary dog? If you want to catch this kid, wait for me to get my dog back first~!”
After speaking, Erlang Shen left without looking back.
“This? This this this?”
It was the first time the Old Lord Jade Emperor saw Erlang Shen leave so quickly. Because every time he came, he would leave after finishing his business, but this time, he left before finishing anything. Cough cough cough.
Big Brother put on his underpants, wiggled his buttocks, and said arrogantly, “Hehe, who else~!”
How does the saying go? One must be low-key and not too arrogant! After I shouted “who else” again. I don’t know which idiot brought Taishang Laojun.
Laojun took out a ring from his sleeve and raised his hand, intending to smash it onto Big Brother’s head!
This scared me so much that, amidst my terror, a surge of unnamable anger rushed into my heart, and I roared loudly, “Hey~! Old man, you’ve got the wrong person~!”
This roar was like a bolt from the blue, deafening, and even the air around seemed to tremble.
Taishang Laojun clearly didn’t expect me to react like this, and was startled by my sudden outburst, causing his hand to tremble and almost drop the iron ring.
Just as Big Brother was at a loss and didn’t know how to escape.
“Buzz~!”
“Come on, enjoy this song, its name is ‘Night’. If you like DJ music, then step into my world, let’s rock tonight together, and forget all your troubles…”
I heard the sound of that damn backwards-pedaling donkey cart from afar.
“Buzz~!……”
It was him, it was him, it was him.
It was my three good brothers who had returned.
The backwards-pedaling donkey cart performed a stylish tail-swing and stopped not far from me. After the three of them got down, Jin Buque said nothing, and directly walked towards Laojun, giving him a big hug, “What are you looking at? Hillbilly~! Haven’t you seen my handsome Golden Toad before?”
Xue Pan also kicked Li Jing, “What are you looking at? Who bullied my Big Brother just now? Damn it~!”
Old Dog was even more audacious, and arrogantly said to the Jade Emperor, “You’re called the Jade Emperor? Did you bully my Big Brother just now? Hey! I’m asking you, did you hear me? Damn, if the vehicle hadn’t malfunctioned, I’d see who could lay a finger on my Big Brother! You’ve all been spoiled! Do we get less incense offerings from the lower realms for you? They say one’s mouth is short when eating from others, and their hands are soft when taking from others. From now on, all of you be low-key, okay~!”
Seeing the Immortals being intimidated by my three good brothers, their frustrated expressions. Big Brother covered his mouth and held back laughter, fearing that if he couldn’t hold it in, this play, no, this atmosphere would be ruined by him.
Since my few little brothers are so arrogant, why should Big Brother be low-key?
After putting on his clothes, he put on his sunglasses again, and even picked up the cigar that Juling Shen had accidentally stepped on and crushed, placing it in his mouth.
Xue Pan, being sensible, took out a lighter and lit it for Big Brother.
Holding the flattened cigar, Big Brother took a deep puff and exhaled a cloud of smoke. He said boastfully, “Everyone be low-key! If I come again next time and you don’t invite me for a drink, don’t blame me for not warning you in advance~! Hmph~!”
After showing off, Big Brother unhurriedly got on the backwards-pedaling donkey cart and waved his hand, “Retreat~!”
The three brothers heard this and quickly got on the vehicle.
“Bumblebee~!……”
“Beep beep buibuibui~！ Come on, enjoy this song, its name is ‘Night’. If you also like DJ music, then step into my world, let’s rock tonight together, and forget all your troubles…”
“Jarvis, let’s go, let’s take another trip to Spirit Mountain. Big Brother hasn’t gone to drink with Brother Lai for a long time, let’s go~!”
“Jarvis received, destination Spirit Mountain~!”
“Buzz~!……”
The backwards-pedaling donkey cart, to the stunned eyes of all the Immortals, sped away.
As soon as we left the Heavenly Court, Big Brother shouted, “Damn it Jarvis~! Don’t actually go to Spirit Mountain~! Big Brother was just showing off~! Damn it~!”
You see, artificial intelligence is good, but it just doesn’t understand social graces. Big Brother saying he was going to Spirit Mountain to drink with Tathagata was clearly just to scare them, wasn’t it?
Forget going to Spirit Mountain, even if you let Big Brother drink in Lingxiao Palace, Big Brother wouldn’t dare. Look at how I show off, but who among the people in that room isn’t Big Brother’s senior?
Frankly, when Jin Buque gave Laojun that big hug, it even pained Big Brother. He’s so old, he preached the Dao and practiced alchemy his whole life, renowned throughout his life, but today he was suddenly struck by a toad, and he didn’t even dare to speak.
Big Brother turned to Jin Buque and said, “Ah Que, next time you scold someone else. That old man preached here in our region. Don’t bully him next time, okay~!”
Jin Buque obediently replied, “Okay, Big Brother.”
At this moment, Big Brother felt that all his brothers were exceptionally pleasing to the eye. Truly my younger brothers, this courage, what ordinary mortal has it?
“Let’s go to the lower realm, and under a pseudonym, send some spiritual and mental compensation to the gods who were scolded today. Don’t say we brothers aren’t loyal~!”
Xue Pan responded, “Okay, Big Brother~!”
