Chapter 232: How Many Fairies Can It Withstand
After putting down my mobile phone, Xue Pan handed me a chicken leg. Big Brother, I suddenly remembered; holy crap~! I forgot, I haven’t even chanted the Rebirth Mantra yet~!
So I had the brothers stop what they were doing and chant the Rebirth Mantra with me a few times. Normally, Big Brother wouldn’t need to chant it.
But chanting together would create resonance in our souls, and even if Big Brother chanted alone, the other three brothers would benefit just by listening.
This is a way of using mental power.
“Namo Amitabha, Tathagata, Aryavarta, Amritodbhava, Amrita, Sthama Bhava, Amrita, Vikrantam, Amrita, Vikrantam, Gamani, Gagana, Chittakari, Svaha…”
After the chant, the brothers drank even more freely.
“Hey Big Brother, when we came back to pick you up, why were you naked? Did they force you to do a strip dance?”
Xue Pan, his face slightly flushed, suddenly asked about this matter.
The other two brothers were also very curious. Jin Buque said, “Yes, Big Brother, what happened when we weren’t there? Did they bully you?
Damn it, if they dared to bully you, after we finish drinking, I’ll go and deal with them!”
“Right, Second Brother is right. If Old Ghost and the others bullied you, just tell your brothers. Damn it, I’ll go home and load up those sacks of dog feces I’ve saved and give them a taste of it if anyone tries to show off with you again, fuck!”
Hearing the three of them say this, Big Brother thought; Oh dear? They’re putting on airs with me, their Big Brother, after drinking a bit of this cheap booze? While the brothers might have their specialties, who is Big Brother afraid of when it comes to bragging?
“Fuck~! I’m not bragging to you, Big Brother! Who could make me do a strip dance? At first, Juling Shen came in, relying on his big physique, and insisted on wrestling with me. This guy was put in his place by my two kicks as soon as he reached out.
Later, Nezha and Li Jing arrived. Seeing that Juling Shen couldn’t beat me, Nezha thought he was strong in martial arts and wanted to try me too. After I took down Nezha, I started to sweat from the heat. Then his father, Li Jing, insisted on practicing with me. So I took it off, right? It’s so uncomfortable to be sticky with sweat!
I had just subdued Li Jing with my bare chest. Erlang Shen then arrived with his dogs. I had just finished dealing with three people, so I was hot, wasn’t I? So I took off my pants to cool down.
Erlang Shen let his dog try to bite me, but I gave it two big flying kicks and sent the dog flying. This scene really scared Erlang Shen. He was truly afraid I might accidentally kick his dog to death, so he didn’t get entangled with me and went to find his dog.
After that, you guys didn’t see. When Laojun came, Big Brother had already stripped completely and was ready to fight him. But when Laojun saw I had taken off my underpants, he was immediately scared and didn’t dare to touch me, hmph.
Then you guys came back. Fuck, if you had come back any later to pick me up, I would have subdued all of them. Cough cough cough, to put it crudely, am I an ordinary person, Big Brother?”
Hearing Big Brother brag like this, the three didn’t doubt him at all. In their cognition, there was nothing Big Brother couldn’t do.
Xue Pan said, “I knew it. Our Big Brother wouldn’t bully others; it’s the other way around. Look at you two, you were so anxious back then. What was the hurry? If we had gone back to pick up Big Brother any later, maybe Big Brother would have already taken down the Heavenly Court!”
“Exactly, Fourth Brother is right. It was Second Brother who was anxious. Is our Big Brother an ordinary person? Who could withstand our Big Brother’s might? If we had gone back later, Big Brother might have even wrestled a few rounds with those dancing fairies. Otherwise, why would he take off his pants?” Gouzi added.
Hearing this, Jin Buque thought, damn it, these two brats were even more anxious than me back then. Are they making fun of me after drinking some cheap booze?
So he retorted, “What do you guys know? Fuck~! Wasn’t I anxious to go back and see Big Brother’s majestic demeanor? When has our Big Brother ever taken off his pants when fighting people in so many years? Is such a scene easily seen? You two clearly don’t understand. Was I anxious to go back because I was afraid someone would bully Big Brother? No, I was afraid our Big Brother might impregnate the fairies, fuck~!”
After listening to the three brothers’ wild talk, Big Brother’s mouth twitched uncontrollably. My brothers are good in every way, but they’ve followed me for so long that they’ve even learned my habit of bragging. They’re all bragging more than each other, cough.
“Holy crap~! Isn’t that obvious? If you guys had come back any later, which fairy wouldn’t have fallen under my Big Brother’s denim pants? I mean, I, your Big Brother, have a high realm and remain unmoved when held, but there’s a prerequisite.
“What prerequisite, Big Brother?” the three asked in unison.
“Hehehehe, and that is, I remain unmoved when I’m held by others, but others shouldn’t sit in my arms. I mean, with my awesome divine kidneys, how could I not react if any girl sat in my arms? If I didn’t react, then wouldn’t I be finished, Big Brother? Hahahaha.”
Hearing my words, the three of them also laughed endlessly.
Sometimes, men’s happiness is that simple. Bragging for a while, talking nonsense, and being happy for half the day without anything actually happening. How does that saying go? Men are boys until death. No matter how old a man is, sometimes his heart can be as mischievous as a child’s.
I don’t know about others, but as for me, Big Brother, I just do whatever makes me happy. If I’m happy today, my day isn’t wasted. Tomorrow, I’ll continue to be happy, hehehe. With this state of mind, my luck is also great~!
The four brothers were burning incense and roasting by the fire, and they even ate the offerings they had prepared.
Big Brother got carried away with joy and forgot one thing; we were burning incense here, and we were talking nonsense. The people collecting the incense offerings above heard it all. How could that be good?
The Old Lord Jade Emperor was already considering letting it go and not arguing with us.
We hadn’t even finished. While burning incense, we were bragging to our heart’s content. The worst part was, we got tired of the meat offerings, so we took back the other fruits and ate them. Among them was my Fourth Brother, Old Dog, trying to save money by buying things like cucumbers and giant scallions, holy crap~!
This scene was seen clearly by the Old Lord Jade Emperor above. He, with his beard on the Lingxiao Palace almost completely smoothed away, was furious.
Taibai Jinxing, standing beside him, tried to console him, “Your Majesty, please calm your anger! Please calm down~! Do not stoop to the level of a few little children!”
It would have been better if he hadn’t said anything. Upon hearing this, the Jade Emperor immediately stood up and kicked Taibai Jinxing eight hundred meters away. “Calm my grandmother’s leg~! It’s one thing that you didn’t offer any meat or fish when sending incense, but these brats actually tried to fool me with cucumbers and giant scallions. Even if they fooled me, I hadn’t even eaten half a cucumber, and these bastards took them back again! Damn it, they even dared to mock my fairies, especially that brat who stripped naked in the Lingxiao Palace. He even said he remains unmoved, and that if someone sits in his arms, he’ll definitely react. His grandmother.
Guards~! Go and summon eight hundred fairies for me. I’m going down to the mortal realm personally. I want to see how many fairies this brat can withstand sitting on him~!”
