Chapter 237: We’ll Beat You To Death
“Hee jiu, hee jiu, hee jiu…”
Three beasts, uh, no, my three good brothers, gave the fierce soul a hell of a time!
Jin Buque and Old Dog were lifting Xue Pan and savagely crashing him into the fierce soul!
Good heavens, even with smelly socks stuffed in its mouth, the fierce soul let out the most aggrieved and unwilling roars in the Three Realms. The tears were beyond description; Uncle Li was fetching buckets of them to water the trees…
“Beng dala na you hey~! Beng dala na you hou~!”
The three brothers got together and went wild. Jin Buque and Old Dog would ram the fierce soul a few times with Xue Pan, then carry Xue Pan and bounce around the tree that bound the fierce soul, shouting in their mouths, and then ram again after a few shouts.
My goodness! This scene was like a primitive cannibalistic tribe celebrating joy because they had food.
Big Brother chuckled, put down the wine cup in his hand, strode forward, and looked at the fierce soul, asking, “Still tough?”
Because the fierce soul’s mouth was stuffed, it could only make muffled noises and couldn’t say a word, but the fear in its eyes was enough to explain everything.
Damn it, Big Brother pretended not to see and continued, “Oh? So spirited? Still not convinced, are you?”
“Old Jin, Old Dog, keep it up!”
“Hee jiu~! Hee jiu~!”
Hearing my words, the two continued to use Xue Pan as a striking pestle, holding Xue Pan and hitting the fierce soul fiercely!
Xue Pan said, “What the hell, still trying to show off? I’m telling you, when I was mixing it up in the mortal world, I even rammed pigs. Am I any less capable than you?”
After Uncle Li finished watering the trees, he felt bored and joined in.
Watching the three enthusiastically ramming with Xue Pan, Big Brother fittingly sang that earth-ramming song: “Comrades, put in more effort, hey hey yo, comrades, put in more effort, hey hey yo…”
They rammed for two days straight, and as the fierce soul became so ethereal it was about to scatter its soul, Big Brother extended his sword finger and injected soul power into it, restoring it to its original state.
“Keep it up, keep it up, ram him, ram him, yahahahaha~!”
After playing for half a month, Big Brother finally removed the smelly socks from the fierce soul’s mouth.
“Convinced or not?”
“I’m convinced, Big Brother, I’m convinced!”
“Are you truly convinced?”
“I’m convinced in my heart!”
“What? You’re not convinced by your words? Ram him~!”
“Beng dala na you hey~! Beng dala na you hou~!”
…
“Big Brother, Big Brother, I’m convinced by my words!”
“Hmm? So you’re not convinced in your heart? Ram him for me~!”…
“Big Brother, I’m convinced in my heart and by my words, I’m completely convinced!”
“Are you all convinced this time?”
“Mm-hmm, I’m convinced, I was wrong, Big Brother~!”
“Hmph, you’re convinced, but I’m not. Keep going, keep going~!”
Is being convinced enough? What were you thinking when you did evil? I can forgive you for showing off, but can I tolerate you harming sentient beings?
After a few more hours of ramming; Xue Pan gradually softened.
“Old Xue, where’s your thunder hammer? Is it in the car?” I asked Xue Pan.
“It’s here, Big Brother.”
“Lend it to Big Brother for a while.”
“What are you going to do, Big Brother?”
“I’m just going to sit here and electrocute it. I’ll electrocute it for a hundred million years, and then I’ll let it know the correct way to use attachment. Damn it, you had a good life as a human, but you chose to be a beast. I will subdue you!”
Hearing this, the fierce soul was instantly scared out of its wits. The heart that just wanted to survive instantly disintegrated.
In just a few breaths, its soul form transformed into a “Xie.”
Generally, in the Underworld, when a ghost is beaten to death and becomes a Xie, that’s pretty much it. However, becoming a Xie under me isn’t enough. I need to educate it thoroughly.
Many people commit evil, and many still try to show off in the Underworld. But to commit evil and still try to show off to me, damn it! Soul scattering is the least of it.
As everyone knows, when a person dies, they become a ghost. When a ghost dies, they become a Xie. When a Xie dies, they become a Xi. When a Xi dies, they become an Yi.
Therefore, humans fear ghosts, ghosts fear Xie, Xie fear Xi, and Xi fear Yi. Big Brother had Uncle Li find ten Xi to circle it.
It was scared to death again, transforming into a Xi. Then I found a bunch of Yi to circle it again. After it died again into an Yi, it was harassed in the same way until it was harassed to death again and became a “Wei,” which is to say, the Void.
This is the true peak state of soul scattering.
Still dare to show off to me? I won’t even leave you a sliver of a chance to revive.
Come to the Underworld and honestly reform. Strive to pay off your debts and return to the righteous path as a human. If you don’t even have this realization, do you think you’ll get another chance? Do you think I’ll give you this opportunity?
The order is yours, not mine, hmph.
After doing this, Big Brother did break the rules, but so what? Rules are made for most people, and I’m not one of them!
I carried two roasted chickens to the Heavenly Court to visit Old Lord Jade Emperor and said a few nice words. He rewarded Big Brother with a peach.
Then I took the peach to see Houtu, my elder sister. I explained what I had done.
Elder Sister didn’t say anything, just told Big Brother to try not to get too angry in the future, as it’s not good for cultivation. She didn’t say anything else.
What are we afraid of? The leaders of the two strongest forces are both on Big Brother’s side. I don’t bully good people, only evil ghosts. Big Brother still has some influence.
However, after this matter spread, I became a bit troubled. A large group of ghosts who had been bullied were kneeling at the gates of King Yama’s Mansion all day, begging Big Brother to show compassion and punish the wicked.
This scene gave Big Brother a massive headache! Where do I have that much time to manage all this? It’s better to go directly to Uncle Zhong Kui. Uncle Zhong Kui’s method is so simple, isn’t it? Just eat the evil ones.
I don’t really like to eat ghosts and gods easily, mainly because their energy attributes are not good. After eating them, I have to digest them and have diarrhea for two days. Uncle Zhong is different; he can absorb them directly without being as troublesome as me.
Damn it, if I had known, Big Brother wouldn’t have broken the rules. Isn’t this just asking for trouble? But it’s happened now, and there’s no use talking about other things.
“Get up, everyone~! Damn it~! Do I owe you anything? Suffer the karma you created yourselves. If you don’t become strong and get bullied, how much can I manage for you?”
“Esteemed Lord, Zen Heart Great Master, please show compassion and help us poor ghosts. When we were humans, we were bullied. Now that we are ghosts, the people who bullied us are still bullying us after becoming ghosts. Please, please show great compassion and eliminate these evildoers, bringing purity back to the Underworld.”
“Heaven has the Heavenly Dao! Humans have the Human Realm! Ghosts have the Ghost Dao! As Heaven’s movement is ever vigorous, so must a gentleman ceaselessly strive for self-improvement! If you want to not be bullied! You must have backbone and ambition and become strong yourselves! You can beg me for a moment, but can you beg me for a lifetime? Go back and reflect! Don’t be so pathetic! To be a good person, you must be stronger than an evil person! Otherwise, if you get bullied, are you still a good person? Aren’t you a coward?
Besides, doesn’t the Underworld have laws? Study them well to protect yourselves. If you don’t strive for yourselves, how many times can I manage for you?”
