Chapter 236: Too Damn Brutal
Carrying the great iron chain, Big Brother, I directly dragged him towards King Yama’s Mansion, and with a tug, I swung a wailing stick down.
“Big Brother, Elder Brother, please don’t hit me, I’m moving now, aren’t I?”
“Damn it~! You’re too slow, you know?”
“Big Brother, I’m not, I’m already ahead of you, pulling you along, how am I slow?”
“You chatterbox~! Damn you~! You dare to talk back?”
“Clang clang clang~!”
Big Brother, I beat him with a heavy stick, cough cough cough, brat, now you know to cower? Too late~! What were you thinking when you were showing off before?
Big Brother, I’ll just pull hard, what do I care if he walks fast or slow? In my eyes, no matter how he walks, it’s slow. Even if he wants to walk fast, I’ll pull him back with all my might~!
I continued to escort this idiot fierce soul to the backyard of King Yama’s Mansion.
Uncle Li happened to see, and he asked Big Brother with a chuckle; “You brat, what are you doing? How come you’re helping your godfather with his work?”
“Hahaha, you see what you said, Uncle Li, if I, as a godson, don’t help my father share his work, then am I a good son?
Hehe, Uncle, what are you busy with?”
Uncle Li had been in the Underworld for many years and had seen everything. In the past, when encountering such fierce souls, Black and White Impermanence had also done this. However, after doing it too often and receiving complaints, they stopped. Uncle Li saw that I was going to play with a fierce soul, and the smile on his face, I can’t say if it was affectionate or sinister.
He smiled and said; “I’m fine, why don’t you take him for a bit?”
“Okay, Uncle, otherwise I hadn’t thought about how to play with him.”
After hearing my agreement, Uncle Li smiled and left a sentence; “Wait for me, okay~!” He ran off excitedly like an idiot child. This left Big Brother completely bewildered.
I tied the fierce soul to a large tree in the backyard of King Yama’s Mansion, and leisurely took out a pot of wine from the house. I would take a drink and then hit him with the wailing stick, take a drink and then hit him, pure tormenting him as if he were peanuts.
Before long, Uncle Li, that guy, pushed a wheelbarrow of torture instruments and ran towards the backyard;
“Hey~! Brat, don’t rush, wait for Uncle for a moment, we’ll play together.”
From quite a distance, I could hear Uncle Li shouting excitedly, which made Big Brother completely dazed; Holy crap, what kind of hobby does this old guy have?
After Uncle Li ran over, he said to Big Brother; “Brat, don’t rush, okay? Let Uncle play for a bit first.”
I didn’t object to this, but the subsequent actions of Uncle Li truly stunned Big Brother. I mean, this guy can really play? And he’s not playing with Underworld items, but with the torture methods of the feudal society in the mortal world, like? Lingchi? Sawing? Skinning? Boiling? Dismemberment? Waist chopping? castration? stick torture? skinning, rat torture?
But it was very different from the torture methods of that time. Lingchi used a knife to cut the victim into a thousand pieces, but Uncle Li used a pencil sharpener to twist him. The flesh didn’t come off much, but it left circular marks all over the fierce soul.
As for boiling, people would just throw them into a pot. Uncle Li boiled a pot of water, and every time it boiled, he’d let the guy touch the kettle and ask, “Is it hot?”
What’s even more interesting is that Uncle Li performed castration on him, which really scared Big Brother. I mean, Uncle, just cut it, but this guy wouldn’t. He’d gesture with a small knife and ask, “Am I cutting?” Gesture and ask, “Am I cutting?”
When the person got used to it and felt that he wouldn’t actually cut, he would slowly start to cut, muttering as he cut, “Ah, I haven’t eaten human penis in so long, I’ll soak this piece in wine, and stir-fry this piece with chili.” What’s most infuriating is that after cutting it off, he put it back.
“Hmm, let me think, soaking in wine doesn’t seem safe, and I’ve eaten enough stir-fried chili recently. Damn, I don’t like drinking tea either.”
Muttering to himself, he’d sneak a small cut when the fierce soul wasn’t paying attention.
Watching this, even while drinking, Big Brother was constantly gasping for air…
Uncle Li played tirelessly for three days and three nights, leaving me no time to act. I could only take the opportunity when he was changing tools to hit him a few times with the wailing stick and give him a few slaps.
To be honest, this fierce soul was truly tough. From begging with snot and tears at the beginning, to eventually resisting with all his might, he was tortured by Uncle Li to the point where his fierce aura only grew stronger.
Seeing this, I knew it was bad. This guy didn’t become dispirited from being dealt with, but instead became stronger? Am I going to spoil him?
I pulled Uncle Li over to sit down; “Uncle, Uncle, please rest for a while and have some wine, let me play for a bit.”
Although Uncle Li still looked enthusiastic, he did not refuse.
I walked up to the fierce soul, raised my wailing stick, and said with an evil smile; “Is it fun? Hehe, now it’s my turn.”
After enduring three days of torment, how could the fierce soul still fear whatever tricks Big Brother had in store? I mean, this guy has tasted things he shouldn’t have, his physical body and soul have been tormented by Uncle Li countless times. How could he be afraid now that I’m holding an old wailing stick?
“Come on, Grandpa isn’t afraid, I’d like to see what other tricks you have? Jie jie jie jie jie, just come at me, if I say one more word, I’m your grandson~!”
I mean, this damn idiot’s mouth is really tough? Tougher than Big Brother~ So can I spoil him?
Big Brother smiled and said nothing, and took out his mobile phone from his arms;
“Beep boop beep beep boop.”
“Hello, is that Old Jin?”
“It’s me, what’s up, Big Brother?”
“Go pick up Old Dog and Old Xue and bring them to my godfather’s house. I’m in the backyard, come over.”
“Okay, Big Brother~!”
Half an hour later, the three of them arrived in a backwards-pedaling donkey cart;
“What’s up, Big Brother?”
“Yeah, what’s the matter, Big Brother?”
The three of them asked separately.
I pointed at the fierce soul tied to the tree and said; “Damn it, he actually dared to show off to me. It’s one thing that he showed off to me, but I said that you three are my brothers, and if you guys come, this guy won’t be convinced. What do you think he said?”
“What did he say, Big Brother?” The three of them asked.
“He said, you guys are nothing~! If you can recognize me as Big Brother, then you’re definitely not worth a damn, at most you’re just good-for-nothings. He also said you’d all shit your pants when you saw him.”
Hearing my words, the fierce soul didn’t dare to say a word, but there was a hint of fear in his eyes. It wasn’t that he didn’t want to speak, but before my brothers arrived, I had used Uncle Li’s ancient socks to stuff this guy’s mouth, hahaha.
But my three brothers won’t tolerate him~!
Jin Buque was so angry that his golden skin turned red. He stuck his butt out and sat on the fierce soul’s face; “I curse your mother~! You dare to show off to me, Big Brother? You dare to say my brothers are nothing? Have you really never smelled a scoundrel’s butt? Holy crap~! I’ll sit you to death~!!!”
Old Dog unloaded two sacks of dog feces from the backwards-pedaling donkey cart; “Second Brother, get up. Damn it, if I had known about this earlier, I would have brought more dog feces~!”
As he spoke, he took out a super-large funnel from who knows where, and also brought a toilet seat; “Second Brother, get up, I’ll feed him feces~!”
The two of them worked for a while, and the fierce soul was fed to the point of speechlessness. His originally ethereal soul was now filled with dog feces. If his mouth hadn’t been stuffed, he would have definitely begged for mercy long ago. I mean, can my brothers be like Uncle Li? When we are kind, we are Bodhisattvas. When we are bad, you can truly understand what it means to be the ancestor of beasts, especially when dealing with ghosts and gods. If we were facing mortals, we might be more humble and low-key, but dealing with him? Humph~! He won’t even dare to dream of showing off~!”
As soon as the dog feces were finished, Xue Pan, who had been downing Viagra and divine oil, let out a burp, his tongue slurring a bit; “Second Brother, Third Brother, it’s, it’s my turn, heh, hehe, I’ll let him experience, uh, experience, what the number one lecherous ghost in the Three Realms is like~!”
However, while Xue Pan drinking Viagra is one thing, he also drank the divine oil used for smearing, and he drank quite a lot. The whole person became as hard as a rock; “Second, Second Brother, Third Brother, help your little brother.”
Hearing Xue Pan say this, Big Brother directly closed his eyes and thought to himself; “Too brutal~!…”
