Chapter 235: You Still Want Reincarnation?
“I’m the most awesome, I’m the most awesome, my brothers are the most awesome like me, I’m the most awesome, I’m the most awesome, my brothers are the most awesome like me, la la la la la…”
Big Brother hummed the most awesome song he invented, strolling on a smooth road in the underworld.
He strolled all the way to the Bridge of Helplessness, looking at the various souls coming and going to be reincarnated, and his mood was great.
On the way, he happened to run into Black and White Impermanence, the two brothers, escorting a fierce soul towards him.
“Yo, it’s been a while since I saw you two brothers.”
Upon seeing them, Big Brother greeted them with cupped hands as usual. Let’s just say, whether one is human, god, or even a demon, they shouldn’t forget their roots. Although Big Brother’s status had already reached an incredible level, he was still as casual with his old buddies as ever.
“Younger brother, what are you busy with? Haven’t seen you in a while! Let’s grab a drink sometime?” White Impermanence was not reserved and remained casual.
“Exactly, we heard you’ve become awesome recently! Even went to heaven for a spin. Are you free anytime soon? Let’s have a drink.” Black Impermanence also said.
“If you two brothers speak, I must be free, damn it. What’s our relationship, hehe.”
At this moment, the evil ghost being escorted by the two looked at me with contempt, his expression seeming to look down on Big Brother.
Big Brother chuckled upon seeing this; “What is this thing you two brothers are escorting?”
Hearing this, Black and White Impermanence were stunned. Even they didn’t expect me to suddenly ask such a question.
White Impermanence’s smile faded, and he said seriously; “Younger brother, this guy’s background is not ordinary. In the mortal world, he committed all sorts of evil. The ghost messengers who went to catch him truly suffered heavy losses, ten dead and nine injured. This guy is ferocious and formidable; ordinary ghost messengers couldn’t handle him. Your father sent us two brothers to apprehend him. Later, this guy will be sent to hell for absolute severe punishment.”
Hearing this, Big Brother felt quite curious. I mean, someone who is valued by the Underworld and for whom these two brothers personally went on a mission must be a villain who committed all sorts of evil. Moreover, this guy seems to have quite a bit of hostility towards me, and I really haven’t provoked him?
“Brother, what crime did this guy commit? To trouble you two to come in person?”
Black Impermanence said; “Damn this guy~! In the mortal world, in foreign lands, he specialized in cheating young people from Huaxia into engaging in fraud. For those with poor performance, he would break their limbs and sell them as ‘piglets.’ If it was a woman with some looks, he would use her as a tool for his lust. After he was done, he would sell them for money. If they didn’t obey, they would be taken to medical ships in international waters to sell their organs. Utterly detestable, to the point where his ferocity is much stronger than that of a normal ghost messenger. By rights, after this guy finishes his punishment in the Underworld, he will be arranged to be reborn as a domestic animal in the Animal Realm for all eternity, to be slaughtered and cooked to repay his karma. But that’s the lightest possibility. Based on my years of experience as a messenger, it will be difficult for this guy to even enter the Animal Realm. He’ll likely endure punishment for a thousand or eight hundred years, and then be reincarnated as a fly in a latrine for several hundred years, eating shit. After that, he’ll become a mosquito, but absolutely won’t suck normal blood. Generally, they will suck from women’s menstrual products, which are the most yin things.”
Hearing Brother Black’s words, Big Brother frowned; Damn it, if this guy hadn’t run into me, it would have been fine, but since he did, would I tolerate him? Especially since he’s still glaring at me.
Hearing Black Impermanence’s introduction, this big idiot let out a strange chuckle; “Hehehe, whatever. I’ve been around for so long, I’ve enjoyed everything I should in the mortal world. I’ve had my fill, so what does the future matter? After crossing the Bridge of Helplessness, I’ll drink Meng Po’s Soup and won’t know who I am anymore, so what does it matter what I become?”
Seeing the fierce soul still being so arrogant even in the Underworld, White Impermanence swung his wailing stick; “Damn it~! You’re still showing off even now?”
“Crash, crash.”
As White Impermanence made his move, Black Impermanence also tightened the iron chain in his hand.
However, one thing the fierce soul didn’t say wrong was that after drinking Meng Po’s Soup, one wouldn’t know who they were, so they could endure anything, and wouldn’t have past memories.
At this, Big Brother smiled sinisterly, turned his head, and chuckled at Meng Po not far away; “Granny, I heard your pot is broken today, can’t you make soup?”
Hearing Big Brother’s words, Meng Po looked at Big Brother, puzzled, then glanced at the fierce soul being escorted by Black and White Impermanence, and replied with a knowing smile; “Yes, oh dear, I’m old, this pot has been used for billions of years, how could it break today? There’s no soup, so today, no one passing by can drink it.”
Seeing this, Big Brother laughed heartily and gave Granny a grateful smile.
Turning back, the two brothers Black and White Impermanence also gave Big Brother a look that said, ‘You’re quite something.’
Seeing this, the fierce soul’s eyes showed ferocity. This guy could be so detestable that he wouldn’t know that Big Brother was subtly plotting against him. He resentfully said to me; “You better wait, kid. The day I get out, I’ll make sure you can’t live and can’t die~! Hmph~!”
Oh my god~! You’re in this place, let alone you, who wouldn’t be confused upon seeing me? Little brat, you’re going to pull this stunt with Big Brother? Then can I still let you go?
Hearing the fierce soul’s threat, Big Brother’s smiling face instantly turned serious, and he said with utmost seriousness; “Black and White Impermanence, receive my command~!”
Seeing me like this, the two brothers instantly understood my intentions and said in unison; “Here~!”
“I, by the order of Empress Houtu, am hereby taking over all matters concerning this fierce soul. Please hand this fierce soul over to me. Do not disobey.”
“Oh~!”
After Big Brother finished speaking, these two brothers could barely contain their laughter, their black and white faces turning red. Without any hesitation, they directly handed the fierce soul in front of them over to Big Brother.
Brother Black even gave me his great iron chain and whispered to me; “Younger brother, take this magic tool to play with for now, don’t let this brat escape. If you can kill him, try not to leave him alive, hehehe, that’ll save me the trouble.”
After Big Brother took the iron chain, White Impermanence also came over; “Here, younger brother. Brother White is on vacation recently, and the wailing stick at home was just collecting dust. I’ll lend it to you for a couple of days. Give it back to me when you’re done playing with it.”
After saying these words, these two scoundrels left without stopping.
Big Brother grinned sinisterly, holding the iron chain and the wailing stick, looking at the fierce soul; “Hehehehehe, damn it, you can act tough with anyone in the Underworld, and they’ll follow the rules, jie jie jie. But acting tough with me is useless. You actually want to be reincarnated? Damn it~! You can’t even dream of that~!”
Hearing Big Brother’s words, the fierce soul trembled all over. It was only then that he felt something was wrong.
