Chapter 279: Great Orochi Serpent
Now that I know the origin of this monster, what else am I hesitating for? I should just go for it, right?
I reached out and patted the little eggplant who had just spoken to me, telling him to go home and prepare two sacks of sweet potatoes for me.
Then I leaped ten thousand meters, floating in the high sky, and shouted at the top of my lungs with my Mysterious Power mixed with my voice; “Screw your mother, you son of a bitch Great Orochi Serpent, come out quickly. You have no shame, daring to injure my little brother. Come out quickly, otherwise, I will destroy everyone on this small island, except for that kid who owes me two sacks of sweet potatoes! Hahahaha.”
After I yelled, the Earth began to shake violently, and then a huge crack opened up.
A voice like an idiot came from the crack; “Jie jie jie, who is this suicidal fellow who dares to disturb this Seat’s pure cultivation!”
The next second, a creature with eight snake heads slowly crawled out from within.
Not only that, but cultivators also flew out from all directions. Among them, a guy who looked like a human bowed to me and asked; “I am the Prime Minister of this island, my name is Kameida Crawl Slowly. May I ask who you are? What is your business on my “Son of a Bitch” island?”
Hearing this, I couldn’t help but laugh. What a name to have, “Son of a Bitch” island. They truly have culture, don’t they?
I casually waved my hand at him, not considering him important at all, and mockingly cursed; “It’s none of your business! Go wherever it’s cool for you. I’m here today to find the Great Orochi Serpent. All extraneous individuals, leave quickly and don’t meddle. Otherwise, if I get angry, I’ll exterminate your entire race. Damn it!”
This guy was stunned by my scolding, his eyebrows furrowed instantly, and his expression alternated between pale and green.
I can’t blame him, he asked me what I was here for, and I immediately cursed at him. If he didn’t show any emotion, he wouldn’t be a normal person.
To my surprise, this guy was genuinely polite. I mean, I cursed at him so much, and not only did he not curse back, he even asked me;
“Forgive my rudeness, but I wonder if we have offended you in some way. Please enlighten us.”
Oh dear? This guy is quite good at pretending, isn’t he? If I hadn’t sensed the hint of killing intent unintentionally revealed in his eyes, I would have easily been deceived by his polite attitude.
It’s just me, but if others encountered someone like this, they’d feel like he was reasoning with them. Once they fall into the trap, it’s all over. They’d entertain you with good wine and dishes, get you drunk, and then use means like fame, fortune, power, and relationships to make you join them. If you dared to refuse, they would imprison you while you were groggy, subjecting you to inhuman torment.
He harbored killing intent towards me while pretending to be innocent. It’s obvious he wants to probe my strength first and then make his plans.
Furthermore, by talking with me, this guy could also stall for time as much as possible, then wait for reinforcements. Once his forces arrived, he wouldn’t need to talk to me like this anymore, right?
He’s trying to trick me with these tactics for fooling naive kids? Damn, he must have been blind to try that.
Putting aside everything else, just by looking at their past actions, I saw everything clearly from the moment he appeared before me.
Don’t be fooled by their polite appearance; deep down, they are extremely warlike and worship the strong.
When you’re tougher and fiercer than them, they immediately bow down and submit, becoming like little grandsons. But if you show even a tiny bit of weakness, they will pounce on you like hungry wolves devouring sheep.
Being eaten is the least of it; these scoundrels will also capture you and conduct all sorts of experiments on you: freezing, poison gas, burns, amputations, cutting things out, all while you’re alive and without anesthesia. The scene is worse than that of beasts, utterly despicable.
Someone once cared that I swore a lot, thinking it wasn’t a good thing, as I’m such a formidable cultivator, and swearing might give the impression of being vulgar.
I say, where does vulgarity or elegance come from? When facing a demon, any swear word you utter is a benevolent divine incantation for exorcising demons!
But if you swear at a truly kind person, then that’s truly vulgar, not just in words, but in heart as well.
I saw that even after telling him to get lost, he was still going on, wanting to indirectly inquire about my strength.
I didn’t coddle him at all. My sexy lips parted; “You motherfucking big idiot!”
“Whoosh~!”
A divine incantation of good and evil spewed from my mouth, turning into Samadhi True Fire and rushing towards him! I didn’t give this idiot any chance to talk to me.
At this point, only a fool would keep talking to him endlessly. Those TV series always show that idiots usually die from talking too much. Big Brother here won’t make that mistake. Besides, if I talk any longer, what if this guy is just stalling for time? Although I’m not afraid, not being afraid and being stupid are two different things!
Seeing me attack him without a word, he gritted his teeth and cursed; “Baka!”
He immediately formed hand seals; “Water Style, Water Wall.”
The Samadhi True Fire I unleashed was like a ferocious beast, baring its fangs and brandishing its claws, trapping him within and continuously burning his water magic.
“Sizzling” sounds, steam rising.
After a few seconds, several tongues of fire broke through his barrier. He endured the intense pain and desperately cried out to the Great Orochi Serpent for help; “Ahhh! Lord Orochi, please save me quickly.”
Hearing his plea, the Great Orochi Serpent didn’t rush to act, but instead negotiated terms with him, its voice deep and hoarse; “Jie jie jie, you want this Seat to save you? It’s not impossible, but after it’s done, you must prepare one thousand virgin boys and girls as rations for me! Not one less! Otherwise… Hmph! Don’t blame this Seat for turning hostile!”
That stinking idiot dared not refuse at this moment. The fire was already burning his underpants; any later and he’d be done for.
He quickly agreed; “Good, good, good! Lord Orochi, please save me quickly. After this, I’ll do as I did last time you helped me; I will definitely send you enough virgin boys and girls, and I won’t go back on my word!”
Watching them make such a cruel transaction under these circumstances, my expression turned a bit cold.
It’s not that it’s anything else. Although this race is somewhat despicable, there are still a few good people among them, like that little eggplant who promised to give me two sacks of sweet potatoes earlier; he was quite innocent.
And also, you don’t need to think to know that the rations these bastards send will definitely not be their own children, but will be selected from the people they have enslaved. This fact makes me feel a bit too nauseous!
