Chapter 280: Catching Snakes
After the transaction was completed, one of the Great Orochi Serpent’s heads opened its massive mouth, and a stream of dark green venom sprayed directly at Kameida Crawl Slowly like a waterfall.
The venom let out a crisp bang upon contact with my Samadhi True Fire, “Pipa”.
That seemingly invincible green poison, in the instant it came into contact with the Samadhi True Fire, turned into wisps of smoke and disappeared without a trace.
Witnessing this, the Great Orochi Serpent’s massive snake eyes revealed shock akin to that of a human, clearly not expecting its proud venom to be so easily defeated.
It then proceeded to open five more snake mouths in succession. Instantly, the wind howled, flames soared, thunder roared, water rippled, and dust flew. Powerful magic composed of the five elements – wind, fire, thunder, water, and earth – was unleashed covering everything.
“Boom boom boom!”
Accompanied by deafening roars, the entire small island shook.
Yet, even so, these attacks were still like an ant trying to shake a tree to my Samadhi True Fire. Under the wild dance of the Samadhi True Fire, all the magic was completely devoured, not even a ripple was caused.
Seeing the scene before me, I took a look and thought, “Is this all this trash is capable of? It can’t even break through my Samadhi True Fire. How did it defeat Third Son? Third Son also has Samadhi True Fire!”
However, upon reflection, I understood. How could Big Brother’s Samadhi True Fire be the same as others’? Not only was it extremely pure, but I also ate so much nutritious peanuts every day, which inherently made me a bit too fiery. My urine has even been a little yellow lately, hahahaha. It’s certainly natural that my fire is a bit more powerful.
Seeing that the Great Orochi Serpent was completely helpless against my techniques, I casually waved my sleeve, and a luxurious and comfortable Grand Preceptor’s chair appeared out of thin air, hovering steadily in mid-air. I swaggered onto it, crossed my legs, took out a cigarette from my pocket, and began to leisurely space out.
What’s the rush for me? It’s not that I’m too strong, it’s just that the opponent is too weak. If I don’t show off now, when else will I? Hehehe.
At this moment, the Great Orochi Serpent looked at me, who was relaxed and comfortable, and its heart was filled with doubt and confusion, completely unable to understand why all its full-power attacks had failed.
Before it could make any further moves, “Pfft,” Kameida Crawl Slowly was directly roasted and melted. Not even a speck of ash remained.
Upon seeing that its sacrifices had gone to waste, the Great Orochi Serpent stared at me with its huge, cold snake eyes, flicking its scarlet tongue, as if contemplating something.
It then shook its massive and grotesque body as a display of defiance, stirring up a foul-smelling gust of wind.
That stench choked me, cough cough cough.
I frowned and scolded, “Brat, if you want to fight, then fight! Don’t just sway around aimlessly! Don’t you know you stink?”
After being scolded by me, the Great Orochi Serpent’s eight snake faces clearly looked embarrassed, and the rage in its eyes intensified.
It slammed its snake tail forcefully onto the ground and charged directly at me.
Hmph, damn it, this little guy still wants to show off to me?
I didn’t even move from my seat, formed hand seals with both hands: “Lin, Bing, Dou, Jian, Zhen, Lie, Jun, Zai, Zhe.”
After whispering the incantation, a swarm of intangible energy instantly enveloped the surrounding heaven and earth, directly immobilizing the Great Orochi Serpent in mid-air.
This guy, still wanting to fight like a trapped beast, continuously thrashed its body and roared magical attacks, but it was completely useless.
In the eyes of others, it might be an existence as supreme as a deity.
But in my eyes, it was merely an earthworm with a few extra heads.
Even dragon species like Third Son were like clay toys in front of me. This thing is only slightly stronger than Third Son, not by much, and it still wants to make waves in front of me. That’s clearly a foolish delusion, a fool’s dream.
Watching the Great Orochi Serpent struggle for over half an hour, its emotions gradually shifted from indignant anger to fear and apprehension. Cold-blooded sweat had already drenched its cold-blooded body.
I unhurriedly walked towards it in the air, then extended my Buddha-like small hand and gently grabbed it.
The guy’s eyes bulged from being grabbed: “Baka, quack quack quack!”
Cries of pain followed continuously; a snake was actually made to croak like a frog by me. Thinking about that scene, it was indeed quite embarrassing.
I swung it by its tail like a helicopter propeller, imitating the sound of a helicopter: “Whirrrr, vroom vroom vroom, whiz whiz whiz.” It was thoroughly thrashed by me. The big monster even peed itself from the thrashing.
No matter what kind of snake it is, when its tail is grabbed and swung, it has to behave.
If this were in the mortal realm, it’s best to avoid snakes if possible. After all, some snakes’ venom is very potent; a single bite can quickly incapacitate or even kill a person. However, in a situation of absolute helplessness, when escape is impossible, as long as one stabilizes their state of mind, seizes the opportunity, grabs its tail and swings it, any snake will be dislocated and instantly turn into a puddle of mud.
Since this Great Orochi Serpent is also a snake, it naturally falls within this pattern. Treating it this way renders all its ferocity useless.
The key is that while I’m swinging it by the tail, it can’t bite me; its eight heads are just decorations.
“Ah vroom vroom vroom, whiz whiz whiz.”
After playing helicopter for a long time, I got bored and smashed it onto the ground.
“Boom!”
The ground shook violently from the impact, and several fissures split open.
Seeing me release it, it opened its middle snake head, and from it emerged a creature covered in slime.
This creature had a pale human-like appearance, with long hair, and it was even wearing earrings.
Then, it opened its mouth again and spat out a sword.
I don’t know if it was Liang Jingru who gave it courage, or if it had taken too many hormones.
After transforming into human form and holding the sword, this guy seemed to have the illusion that the wind had stopped and the rain had cleared, and that it was once again capable. It completely forgot about peeing itself from being thrashed earlier.
With a look of pride and provocation on its face, it arrogantly shouted at me: “Hmph! You ignorant fool, how dare you treat this Seat like a toy and toy with me! Today, this Seat will absolutely not let you go. When I catch you, I will surely make you wish you were dead!”
Oh? Damn it, does this guy think that because it’s transformed into human form, I can’t easily eat it anymore? How is it so shameless? Still dare to be arrogant?
Let’s say I don’t eat it myself; don’t we still have Third Son and his father? Damn.
I beckoned to it, taunting, “Come here!”
Upon seeing my dismissive attitude, this guy instantly became enraged. It widened its scarlet eyes, let out a low growl, and then charged at me again like a maddened beast.
Simultaneously, with a soft “swish,” its left hand instantly transformed into several small and agile venomous snakes! These snakes were a bizarre dark green all over, their bodies glinting with a chilling light that made one’s hair stand on end. They opened their fangs and flicked their scarlet tongues, coiling around me at an extremely high speed, as if to bind me tightly, leaving me unable to move at all.
