Chapter 281: Nali Duo, Sasuke
Ten minutes later, I squatted down and poked the Great Orochi Serpent, which had fainted on the ground.
“Hey, wake up, are you still going to fight or not? If you don’t get up soon, I’m taking you back to cook!”
I don’t know if this idiot’s physique is tough, or if its will to survive is strong.
After I said that, this fellow woke up directly, trembling all over, and weakly begged for mercy, saying: “G-G-Great… Great… Lord, please be merciful. Yes, I was blind and offended you, Lord. Please grant me a chance to spare this little snake’s life. From now on, I am willing to go through fire and water for you, Lord, and serve you day and night. I will obey any command from you and will never complain. Please, Lord, give this little snake a chance to reform and start anew as a snake. Wuwuwu…”
As he spoke, this idiot even cried, making it seem as if Big Brother here was bullying him.
Let’s say this snake is also wise enough to know when to yield. It acts tough when it can win, but instantly surrenders when it can’t.
Indeed, as the saying goes, a place nurtures its people. Most of the guys on this island have this kind of character. I didn’t expect this snake to be the same.
I didn’t bother to pay attention to its words. In this line of work, if I say I’ll eat you, I’ll eat you. Does begging for mercy work? You’re not human. If you were an ordinary human, I wouldn’t even bother arguing with you; you’d just follow the order of the mortal world.
But you’re a creature from the immortal cultivation world, why would I show you compassion? In the immortal cultivation world, whoever has the biggest fist is king. It’s a dog-eat-dog world, the law of the jungle, the natural law.
I didn’t say anything else and knocked it out with a punch, then stuffed it into a sack.
The others who appeared with that Kameida Crawl Slowly person didn’t dare to make a move from beginning to end. Now, they were kneeling in a row, not daring to even raise their heads, for fear that I would capture them too.
Just as I was thinking about going to that Little Eggplant’s house to get the sweet potatoes and go back.
Suddenly, two guys who looked somewhat righteous flew over. From their conversation, it seemed their names were Nali Duo and Sasuke.
Although these two idiots were fighting me, they didn’t use their full strength and secretly transmitted a message to me:
“Senior, we had no choice. We needed to put on a show to appease the islanders. Please don’t take it to heart!”
“Yes, Senior. My brother and I don’t want to be your enemy, and we know that our cultivation levels are vastly different from yours. But we are truly helpless. We hope you can understand.”
I truly understood their situation. For the entire island’s population, I was an outsider. If an outsider came to this island and captured their guardian, the Great Orochi Serpent, it would undoubtedly cause panic among the populace, even frightening the mortals.
I responded, “Understood. I see you two are not muddled-headed individuals and you speak with great respect. In that case, this old man will play along with you.”
Upon hearing this, joy involuntarily appeared in the eyes of the two men.
Then, Nali Duo transformed into a nine-tailed fox and attacked me with various spherical magic spells that looked powerful but had no destructive force.
Sasuke also transformed into a giant mecha, holding a sword in one hand and a shield in the other, slashing at me.
As for Laozi, I first pretended to be evenly matched with them, and then, under their combined attack, I was forced to retreat step by step.
I even deliberately used my Mysterious Power to force out some blood tainted with the dampness from all my drinking, “Pfft.”
These two brothers actually took it seriously and asked me:
“Are you alright?”
“Are you alright?”
It felt like I had heard some advertisement from a snack vendor. Hahaha, damn it.
I helplessly replied, “What could be wrong with me? Aren’t I cooperating with you two?”
Nali Duo said, “If you’re alright, I’ll bring you some Liuliu Plums later.”
“Yes, yes, Senior, if you’re alright, then have some Liuliu Plums,” Sasuke chimed in.
I’m like…
After about half an hour of acting, I felt it was probably enough. I was a bit anxious to go back and drink. I forced out more blood again, deliberately splattering some on myself. I looked so pathetic.
I shouted loudly to Nali Duo and Sasuke, “Good, good, good. This island truly has hidden dragons and crouching tigers. I didn’t expect there to be powerful individuals like you two. Today, I admit defeat. If you two are always here, then I will never come back again. After all, reaching my current cultivation level is not easy, and I don’t want to lose my life here.
The strength you two possess is so great that even cartoons in the mortal world wouldn’t dare to depict it. If I continue to fight with you, I have truly forgotten what the word ‘death’ means. Even if I forget, I think you will definitely remind me. After all, I have never seen powerful individuals like you in my life. To lose to you…”
While I was performing so dramatically, I was talking more and more. Nali Duo and Sasuke pretended to be very tired from the beginning and stopped to pant heavily, listening to me. However, after I talked too much, these two became anxious.
Nali Duo said, “Senior, Senior, that’s enough. You should retreat. I’ve been panting heavily here for a while. If you keep talking, you’ll give yourself away.”
“Yes, Senior. It’s enough. You should leave first and leave us a position. Afterwards, we will definitely bring you Liuliu Plums,” Sasuke also said.
Seeing this, I thought it was reasonable. Acting too much could easily reveal the truth. So, I transmitted to them, “Alright, I’ll go to the East Sea Dragon Palace to drink later. You can find me there. Also, that thing about the Little Eggplant owing me two sacks of sweet potatoes, go and get them for me, and thank him on my behalf.”
“Okay, Senior.”
“Your command will be strictly followed, Senior.”
I gave the two a look, and they attacked me together. I went flying backward, putting on a look of extreme unwillingness and shouting, “You just wait! I will definitely come back! That is, no, as long as you two are here, I will never dare to come back again! Hmph!”
Leaving those words behind, “Whoosh,” Laozi turned his head and ran away.
…
The scene shifted. I set up a large pot in the Dragon Palace, preparing to make an iron pot stew with the Great Orochi Serpent.
“Little Third Son, damn it, hurry up and clean those potatoes. Also, when you kill the snake later, save the gallbladder; it’s a great tonic.”
Little Third Son prepared a large basin of water and was bathing this idiot, the Great Orochi Serpent. At this moment, the Great Orochi Serpent had been beaten back into its snake form by me. I got angry just looking at its human form; it was obvious it didn’t want me to eat it, right? I can’t eat humans, can I? Those who eat humans are big idiots.
The Old Dragon King was also not idle. He disguised himself and went to the mortal world to buy some human seasonings. This guy even bought charcoal and a barbecue grill. He said he would grill some of the Great Orochi Serpent’s meat. He also bought me a ton of beer and had it delivered by helicopter, which was then thrown into the sea. Damn it.
