Chapter 296: Big Brother?
As soon as my question fell, Jin Buque, Gouzi, Xue Pan, the Lesser Bodhisattva, and Mingyue all looked at me with disbelief.
Even Xiongshan, who had fainted on the ground and was already unconscious, let out a whimper and said, “Big, Big Brother?”
After Xiongshan called out “Big Brother,” Jin Buque, the Lesser Bodhisattva, and the other five reacted.
“That’s right, absolutely right!”
I looked at the intangible Overbearing Qi overflowing from my body, which could not be hidden.
A familiar figure gradually merged with me.
“Big Brother!”
“Big Brother!”
“Brother Xin!”
……
The few of them couldn’t help but call out to me excitedly.
I was stunned by their calls and pointed to my nose, asking, “Huh? Are you calling this guy Big Brother?”
It’s not my fault for asking. As far as I remember, I was running in a small world, and then I became the god of that world. But I can’t remember anything before that. Now they call me Big Brother? I’m completely dazed! Damn it!
The Big Brother that this group had been longing for and searching for for so many years was actually just me, this handsome fellow? Damn!
Seeing that Jin Buque and the others were beaten to a pulp but not dead, I took out a gourd from my embrace and threw it to them.
“Each of you eat some peanuts, eat as much as you want, and the injuries you’ve sustained will heal soon.”
After saying this, I suddenly remembered that I hadn’t seen Little Tiger and Waiter since I arrived, and asked puzzledly, “By the way, where are Little Tiger and Waiter? Weren’t they with you two?”
Hearing my words, a palpable sadness appeared in their eyes simultaneously.
Gouzi said, “Yeah, they, well, they were beaten into flying ash by these scoundrels, Old Ghost.”
I was stunned by this. “Flying ash? Do you mean their souls were scattered?”
“Yes, they were beaten until their souls were scattered.”
Hearing this, contrary to what everyone expected, I didn’t show any sadness. Instead, I remained indifferent and asked again, “Were they beaten by these scoundrels?”
“Yes, Big Brother, they were the ones who did it, they beat Little Tiger and Waiter into flying ash, and they also said…” Xue Pan said.
“What did they say?”
After Xue Pan ate two peanuts, his injuries recovered at a visible rate, and he said excitedly, “Big Brother, they also said that Little Tiger and Waiter were overestimating their abilities, and that ants dared to oppose them, which was like a moth trying to stop a chariot, not knowing their own limits.
If Little Tiger and Waiter’s strength wasn’t so low, and they couldn’t even withstand a single blow from them, they would have skinned them alive, broken their bones, and shattered their souls, making them wish they were dead. And then they said…”
“What else did they say?”
“They said, what kind of powerful Big Brother could people like Little Tiger and Waiter possibly have? They must be ordinary people who like to boast and speak boastfully. These two ants were still thinking about their Big Brother even as they died, it’s utterly laughable and the greatest joke in the world.
Let alone that their Big Brother isn’t here, even if he were, what difference would it make? He’d just be a slightly bigger ant, and they wouldn’t even need to lift a finger, they could kill him with a fart! Some even said, they don’t even need a fart, half a fart could scatter his soul and leave no trace of his remains…”
Listening to Xue Pan’s endless description, I knitted my brows suspiciously.
It all sounded like a trick to deceive fools. Seeing my doubt.
Xue Pan said to me earnestly, “Really, Big Brother, I, Xue Pan, swear to heaven, if there is any lie, then I ask to be punished with my future son being born without a penis!”
But even with his oath, I still felt like this guy was trying to deceive me.
I thought, “Get lost, you old rascal. What if you want a girl? Wouldn’t it be abnormal for her not to have a penis?”
However, I didn’t say this out loud. Instead, I looked at the others. The others didn’t speak, but they all nodded slightly. Even Xiongshan, who was lying on the ground unconscious, mumbled, “Really, Big Brother, kill them! Damn it!”
What the hell…
What kind of people are these? Isn’t it obvious they’re trying to deceive me? Not only are they all deceiving me together, but even the one lying unconscious on the ground can instinctively cooperate in deceiving me. If I were really their Big Brother, how would I lead these people?
Looking at my two suspicious eyebrows, they were practically floating away to Xue Pan’s maternal grandmother’s house.
Jin Buque awkwardly scratched his head and explained with a smile, “Haha, well, well, Big Brother, please don’t mind. This was a tactic you used to use back then. We never do this normally, but when we are bullied, we imitate this trait of yours, to increase your Overbearing Qi, so that you can perform more heroically.
Although you didn’t teach us this, being around you for a long time, we unconsciously learned even this kind of tactic. You, you don’t be angry, okay.”
Hearing Jin Buque’s explanation, I glared at Xue Pan unceremoniously, which scared Xue Pan into coughing, and two cannonballs fell from his crotch.
I closed my eyes and sensed the residual Qi left by Little Tiger and Waiter before their death. I reached out and pulled Xue Pan in front of me, slapped him twice, and threatened him fiercely, “Cry for me.”
Consider this, who was my Fourth Brother Xue Pan? How could he be afraid of this? He was the one who was beaten the most among us brothers, and his skin was so thick that it could no longer be penetrated by a machine gun.
After I slapped him twice, this guy remained expressionless and asked with confusion, “Big Brother, why are you touching my face?”
I…
Seeing him like this, I helplessly added some Mysterious Power and slapped him twice more, and only then did he cry.
“Wuwu, Big Brother, wuwuwu, Big Brother, why are you hitting me? Wuwuwu…”
Hearing him ask that, why else would I hit him? I hit him to make him cry, what else could it be? Who told him to deceive me?
Besides, Little Tiger and Waiter were utterly destroyed by those people. When I summon their souls, I need some movement to guide them.
“Cry! Cry as hard as you can, if you dare to stop, I’ll hit you again!”
Although Xue Pan didn’t understand what I was doing, he really didn’t dare not to cry, because his face was now swollen like a big butt, and if I hit him again, his face would be even bigger than his butt!
After Jin Buque, the Old Dog, the Lesser Bodhisattva, and Mingyue recovered from their injuries by eating peanuts, they also fed a few to Xiongshan, Xiba, and Bìlán with water.
Just as I was about to sing a song to summon the souls of Little Tiger and Waiter, this group of fools from the Sato Clan finally came to their senses, and the leader, an idiot, asked me, “Excuse me, excuse me, Your Excellency, which unit are you from?”
