Chapter 297: What If That Trouble Is Me
Huh? Speaking of which, these fools always give the impression of being very well-educated, actually asking me which unit I’m from? What the hell does it have to do with them which unit I’m from?
“Are you asking me?” I turned and retorted.
Hearing my question, the idiot’s expression remained unchanged, and he confidently said, “Yes, may I ask your Excellency which unit you are from? And what is your relationship with these ants?”
This fool always calls Jin Buque and the others ants, which makes Big Brother extremely unhappy, my brow furrowed;
“What do you mean? Speak directly, and if you have something to say, just say it, don’t play these fancy games with me.”
Hearing this, the fool’s expression remained calm as water, without the slightest hint of displeasure.
He nodded slightly and said softly, “To be honest, I am Sato Magua, the third elder of the Sato Clan. Please forgive my presumption, but I observe that you seem to get along quite well with these beings who are as humble as ants. However, you may not know that they have an irreconcilable hatred with my Sato Clan! Therefore, I wonder if your Excellency would be so kind as to do me a favor? I hope your Excellency can stay out of this matter today and not interfere. As long as this matter is resolved, my Sato Clan will surely reward your Excellency handsomely and will never disappoint you.”
After speaking, Sato Magua paused for a moment, the smile on his face slightly restrained, and then continued, “I believe that a master with such powerful strength as your Excellency must have heard of the great reputation of my Sato Clan. It is no exaggeration to say that my Sato Clan is one of the undisputed top powers in the Three Realms of Heaven, Earth, and Man. Even the Eastern Jade Emperor, who reigns supreme in the Heavenly Court, or the Western Tathagata, who governs the Pure Land of the West, and even Houtu, who holds a prestigious position in the Earth Realm, must show us respect when they meet the patriarch of the Sato Clan. Today, as the third elder of the Sato Clan, I sincerely wish to befriend your Excellency. What are your thoughts?”
Hearing this, Big Brother looked at this Magua carefully with a look of compassion, like looking at a dog; Oh my god! This guy is really good at playing games, isn’t he? First, he offered me benefits to stay out of it, and then he threatened me with the clan’s name.
This damned old man, is he trying to scare a child?
I say, who cares who you are! Even if I didn’t know today that these brothers had been looking for their Big Brother for so long, I wouldn’t stand by and watch, let alone knowing it now?
Although I have forgotten many things, one thing has never changed! Whoever dares to touch my people, I will draw my sword and chop you. What clan, what not, I don’t care!
So what if you’re the number one power in the world? I’ll still fight you! Let alone you’re not!
Thinking of this, I feigned joy and chuckled at him, “What benefit is there for me to associate with you?”
Hearing this, the idiot actually thought I was scared after hearing what he said. A look of contempt flashed in his eyes, but he was overjoyed and said, “Hahaha, of course there are many benefits. If you are willing, I can recommend you as an elder guest of my Sato Clan. The clan will provide you with necessary cultivation resources and a quiet place to meditate. You will not need to manage clan affairs and will have absolute freedom. You only need to contribute your strength when the clan encounters trouble.”
I walked towards him with a smile, looking like I had agreed to join him. As I walked, I said, “Damn, that’s great! In the future, I’ll not only have the Sato Clan as my cultivation background but also enjoy various benefits. And I don’t need to do anything most of the time, just help out when your clan is in trouble, right?”
The idiot nodded with a smile, “Yes, you don’t need to do anything for the clan most of the time, and you can enjoy the benefits of a clan elder guest. You only need to help out when the clan is in trouble.”
As he spoke, I walked up to him, casually put my arm around his shoulder, then grinned wickedly and asked him, “Then if, I say if, what if that trouble is me?”
The fool was stunned at this, and he looked at me with a deep frown.
Before he could react and say anything.
The next second, I gently patted his shoulder and softly comforted him, “Oh dear, look at you, why are you taking it so seriously? I was just joking, I’m not an idiot, do you think I don’t know what’s going on?”
Hearing my words, Jin Buque, Xue Pan, and the Lesser Bodhisattva standing not far away looked puzzled, and then their expressions turned to deep confusion.
Even their eyes, which were originally bright and radiant, became slightly dimmer at this moment.
Jin Buque remained silent, only slowly shaking his head, followed by a deep sigh.
Xue Pan, on the other hand, had an expression of disbelief on his face, his eyes wide open, as if he couldn’t believe what he had just heard.
He couldn’t wait to shout at me, “Big Brother! Big Brother, are you really still the same you? You’ve always been fearless, so why are you acting so submissive today? Have you changed, Big Brother?”
Seeing Xue Pan questioning me so agitatedly, the others also stared at me without moving their eyes, as if anxiously waiting for my next answer.
With one arm around Sato Magua’s shoulder, I swept a mischievous glance at these brothers, then focused on Xue Pan and retorted, “Changed? What changed? Are you an idiot? Even if heaven and earth change, or you take a dump, your Big Brother will never change!
I was just fooling this big idiot in my arms to buy you guys time to recover from your injuries. Can’t you see that? Are you stupid? If your IQ isn’t enough, I’ll let Old Dog eat some dog feces to supplement your brain! Hehehe.”
After hearing this, the eyes of Xue Pan and the others instantly regained their brilliance. In contrast, the big idiot whose arm I had around was stunned. Visible beads of cold sweat appeared on his old face, and the hairs on his body stood on end as if disobedient.
He turned his head, looking at me with shock and fear in his eyes.
Whether it was from fear or anger, his lips trembled, and he could only utter a single word in confusion;
“You?”
As if trying to confirm what I had just said again.
I grinned at him carelessly and wickedly, “Three Cannon Magua, what do you mean ‘you’? Come on, let’s chat a bit more. After they’ve fully recovered from their injuries, I’ll beat you. Hahahaha.”
