Chapter 300: Big Brother Brand Gatling Butt Cannon, Fire!
Let’s say Big Brother, I’m not stupid. While fighting here, my spiritual sense has been locked onto that old guy, for fear that he would make a sneaky move on me without my notice.
As soon as he drew his Red Tassel Spear, I quickly shouted to Xue Pan; “Old Xue, stop reloading your cannon, that idiot leading them is going to fight us. Hurry, hurry, carry Big Brother on your shoulder and aim at him. You aim, I’ll fire.”
“Okay!”
Xue Pan said nothing, quickly put down his little steel cannon, grabbed Big Brother, and carried him onto his shoulder.
He stepped forward, pulled off Big Brother’s pants, and aimed at Sato Fumio.
I just felt a chill on my buttocks, but I didn’t move. Instead, I asked Xue Pan with a dark expression; “You old bastard, why the hell did you pull off my pants?”
Xue Pan maintained his posture and gave me a very reasonable explanation; “Big Brother, wearing pants is affecting your performance too much. Only by taking them off can you unleash your true strength. After all, your pants and underpants will somewhat hinder the outward release of your overbearing qi.”
I thought, that’s true.
I could only say helplessly; “Alright, alright, but you kid better watch out for your Big Brother. Keep an eye out, in case some fool uses those human world things that take pictures to photograph Big Brother’s buttocks. You kids better aim at him the first moment I see it, I will definitely kill them to silence them, otherwise it will greatly affect Big Brother’s reputation this lifetime.”
Xue Pan quickly responded; “Good, good, good, okay Big Brother, don’t worry, I will definitely help you keep an eye out.”
Although he said that, the brat didn’t think that way in his heart. He thought to himself; Big Brother, please stop bluffing. You still care about this? With the ridiculous things you’ve done with us brothers, has there ever been a proper moment?
Third Brother is currently pooping and peeing at the same time, just like you used to teach him when you were bored! Do you think I don’t know?
Over there, Sato Fumio, holding the giant Red Tassel Spear, flew towards me as if he had locked onto my buttocks.
Xue Pan reached out and patted my Big White Buttocks;
“Big Brother, get ready!”
I also patted his buttocks; “Received!”
“Three, two, one!”
“Big Brother’s Gatling Butt Cannon, fire!”
“Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang…”
“Adadadadada…”
I clenched my fists, gritted my teeth, wishing I could squeeze out a few chunks of feces to show that Sato Fumio.
Xue Pan’s expression was resolute, like a warrior who feared no death. Seeing Sato Fumio repeatedly dodging my air cannons and getting closer to our side,
Xue Pan, that guy, stood up, carried me, and started running.
Running and shouting; “Big Brother, don’t stop!” I’m about to start repositioning.
I quickly responded; “Received, received!”
Sato Fumio saw Xue Pan constantly moving his position and got so angry that he took out countless normal-sized Red Tassel Spears with one hand and began throwing them at Xue Pan.
“Swish swish swish!”
Countless sounds of wind breaking through the sky passed. Xue Pan couldn’t dodge in time and was hit once on his left leg.
The Red Tassel Spear was so powerful that it even pierced through Xue Pan’s thigh and flew out.
Xue Pan stumbled and almost fell to the ground.
Fortunately, the kid had strong willpower. Gritting his teeth, he didn’t utter a sound and didn’t stop moving his feet.
Actually, I knew it even if he didn’t say it. He was afraid that that old bastard Sato Fumio would really charge towards Big Brother’s invincible buttocks with his giant spear.
“Swish swish swish…”
Sato Fumio, that idiot, seeing that his attack was successful, began to throw spears faster and faster.
Xue Pan, already injured, was not agile in his movements, how could he dodge so many attacks?
“Pfft.”
The next second, Xue Pan’s waist was hit again, a chilling blow. In pain, he stood still and didn’t move anymore. Instead, he used all his strength to throw me towards Jin Buque;
“Second Brother! Relay!”
It happened so fast.
Upon hearing this, Jin Buque said nothing, grabbed me, Big Brother, from him, took over Xue Pan’s previous work, and began to move and reposition quickly. He also said to me; “Big Brother, don’t stop attacking, leave the rest to me.”
“Okay!” I replied.
After Xue Pan threw me to Jin Buque, he took out the peanuts I had given them earlier from his arms. Fortunately, the kid was smart. After seeing that the peanuts had healing effects, he decisively pocketed quite a few of them. Now they came in handy.
After eating the peanuts, he still wanted to attract Sato Fumio’s attention to reduce Jin Buque’s pressure. He desperately taunted Sato Fumio and cursed loudly; “Big idiot, do you think your little bit of flying spears can take down this young master? If you have the guts, come again! I’ll blast you to death!”
After taunting, he once again put his hands on the little steel cannon that had turned black from use.
“Tut tut tut tut” continuously harassed Sato Fumio.
Sato Fumio merely glanced at him lightly, not bothered at all. Instead, he became more impatient and wanted to stab Big Brother’s buttocks quickly.
This guy is really cunning. He knows that among us, Big Brother, who can even bring overbearing qi with his farts, is the most talented contestant. As long as I am subdued first, the others will definitely not have any ability to contend with him.
“Swish swish swish… Swish swish swish…”
Although Jin Buque was much stronger than Xue Pan, he still couldn’t withstand Sato Fumio’s increasingly fast spear-throwing speed, that old pervert.
“Pfft pfft pfft.”
After being hit three times in the leg, Jin Buque gritted his teeth and threw me towards Gouzi again, shouting; “Third Brother! Relay!”
After saying this, Jin Buque also took out peanuts and put them in his mouth.
Gouzi was taking a shit over there. He didn’t even have time to wipe his ass. He pulled up his pants and carried me onto his shoulder.
“Big Brother, don’t stop, leave the rest to me.”
As soon as I landed on Gouzi, I felt the smell of residual human stool from below my face, which choked me so much that I couldn’t speak. The tears that involuntarily flowed from my eyes directly showed how Big Brother was feeling right now.
“Cough cough cough.”
Gouzi’s face turned red, but he didn’t explain. Instead, he slapped my buttocks hard with his hand; “Big Brother, focus! We’re fighting right now!”
Fine, his old ass, now is not the time to argue so much. After the fight is over, I’ll teach this guy a good lesson.
Just as I was suppressing the matter of crying from being choked by the old dog.
“Pfft.”
This darn brat…
Gouzi also took two hits, but that’s not the key point. The key is that this guy, damn it, couldn’t hold back his pain and let out a fart.
Oh, my goodness, it directly stunned Big Brother. Damn your mother! I’m supposed to be attacking people here? He didn’t get hit by a fart, but I got hit by my own brother’s fart first. I’m drunk, drunk, truly drunk.
“Cough cough cough.”
This fart made me almost die by the hands of my own people.
