Chapter 301: Sorry To Bother You
Gouzi’s fart blasted so loudly that it buzzed in Big Brother’s ears, making me dizzy and weak, my mouth continuously secreting white liquid, which even contained some bubbles.
As for the tears, don’t even mention them. Unable to hold back, I wailed and cried, while slapping Gouzi’s buttocks;
“Boohoo… You damn brat, you old man’s XX, you OO, I’ll C your whole family’s butts…”
Seeing me crying and cursing, Gouzi frowned impatiently and smacked my big white buttocks hard;
“Slap!”
He angrily said; “Damn it, Big Brother! What time is it? Stop crying! Can you still do this?”
After he finished speaking, I reached out and placed my hand between his buttocks, casually picked up the aura left by his recent gas release, and blew it towards his nose.
“You smell it yourself!”
Old Dog, without paying attention, directly inhaled it. The next second, he instantly froze, then began to tremble all over, cold sweat streaming from his body. He then staggered, carrying me, swaying back and forth, taking one step left, two steps right, and three steps back.
After a dozen seconds, he finally managed to say; “Big Brother, boohoo… I… I was wrong, cough cough cough.”
Just as my brother and I were discussing the power of Gouzi’s fart.
On the other side, Sato Fumio was not indulging us. Seeing Gouzi’s unstable stance at this moment, he decisively rushed over with his giant Red Tassel Spear.
Just as the spearhead was less than ten centimeters from Big Brother’s buttocks, and the very next moment it was about to skewer Big Brother into a meat skewer.
“Tianba!”
“Dongba!”
“Tua!”
Xiong Shan and Lesser Bodhisattva rushed in front of Gouzi in time, jointly holding back the tip of the Red Tassel Spear.
A great force pushed the two of them into Gouzi, and the spear tip slowly penetrated, touching Big Brother’s exhaust port.
Startled, I jolted all over and couldn’t help but shout; “Holy crap!”
Gouzi used the force to fall backward, suddenly throwing me out, and shouted; “Relay!”
At this moment, Jin Buque, Xiba, Bìlán in the rear, and Mi Shentu, who had been deliberately concealing his presence the entire time, were entangled in battle with other strong individuals; they were clearly stretched too thin.
Only Míngyuè was not too far from us.
Hearing Gouzi’s shout, Míngyuè didn’t hesitate and flashed over to catch me, carrying me on her shoulder.
However, she was a girl, unlike the other male brothers. After catching me, she reached out her delicate hand and touched her forehead, saying helplessly; “Big Brother, can you please not fight with your butt bare next time?”
I wriggled my buttocks as a response.
“Fine, fine, sigh…”
Míngyuè sighed, then lunged forward, aiming at Sato Fumio with the posture Xue Pan had initially used. She gently patted my buttocks;
“Pia!”
“Fire!”
“Pfft…”
Because I was still disoriented from Old Dog’s fart and hadn’t adjusted in time, in my anxiety, Big Brother directly released a completely normal fart, with a hint of leek color, which billowed in front of Míngyuè, obscuring her vision.
Míngyuè’s expression alternated between pale and ashen, several dark lines appeared on her face, a chill ran down her spine, and she trembled uncontrollably.
I lay on Míngyuè’s shoulder, scratching my head upside down, and was about to explain; “Uh, Míngyuè, I…”
But to my surprise, as soon as I uttered “I,” Míngyuè threw me to the ground, making Big Brother eat shit.
With my head stuck in the dirt, I struggled with my legs. Vaguely, I seemed to hear Míngyuè crying and saying;
“Boohoo… I don’t want this Big Brother anymore, boohoo… I don’t want him…”
Terrified, I quickly stopped kicking my legs.
I couldn’t help but sigh inwardly; Sigh… Such a good child, why did a fart make her cry?
The others, seeing Míngyuè drop me, were stunned on the spot.
They looked at Big Brother’s big white buttocks in disbelief.
Even Sato Fumio, that old scoundrel, was dumbfounded. He truly didn’t expect that we guys, who had risked our lives and shared hardships together, would start infighting so quickly.
However, while others might not understand Míngyuè, Big Brother certainly does. Because before I farted on Míngyuè, Gouzi had farted on me. As the saying goes, even an immortal’s fart is extraordinary. Although Big Brother is now just a mortal body, he already possesses the power of an immortal. It’s reasonable to think that my fart is no different from an immortal’s.
It’s not Míngyuè’s fault, sigh… it’s not her fault…
If anyone is to blame, it’s Big Brother himself, for releasing an ill-timed fart at an ill-timed moment.
Just as everyone was staring at Big Brother’s big white buttocks, lost in thought.
Jin Buque, the first to react, quickly ran over and deftly pulled Big Brother out, hoisting me onto his shoulder again and asking; “Big Brother, do you have any more farts? Be careful when you release them next time, damn it, your fart just now made Míngyuè turn into the Hulk, look how green her face is, holy crap.”
Hearing this, I secretly glanced at Míngyuè. Damn… forget her face, her clothes were even green…
As I glanced at Míngyuè, she seemed to sense something and looked towards me with teary eyes, scaring me so much that I quickly lowered my head and pretended to be dead.
It was too damn awkward. If I had farted on someone else, it would have been fine; we’re all young men, and no one would have said anything. But in our group, uh, no, in our team, there’s only this one girl. You tell me, who else could I have farted on? I couldn’t help but fart on her. My luck of being rich, really…
After this small interlude ended, the battle immediately entered a white-hot stage, with flames soaring, magic filling the air, smoke everywhere, and scattered limbs visible everywhere.
Only Míngyuè stood foolishly in place, as if she were outside of it all.
She stared blankly at the sun, muttering something unknown.
Fortunately, perhaps because the other strong individuals saw Míngyuè’s bright green face, they were scared and didn’t dare to approach, so no one easily provoked her.
Even when Sato Fumio, holding his large Red Tassel Spear, flashed in front of Míngyuè, upon seeing her two green eyes, he was so startled that he scratched his head, said; “My apologies,” and turned to leave, not daring to linger…
…
“Biubiubiu!”
“Dada dadada!”
“Fire in the hole!”
“Boom boom!”
“Charge!”
