Chapter 304: Strip Naked And Wrestle
As soon as the voice fell, two giant whales appeared in the void, one was completely black with pure white eyes, and the other was the opposite, with a white body but a pair of pitch-black eyes. They were connected head-to-tail, intertwined, as if they were originally one entity.
Laozi let out a whistle, and the Void Taiji Beast teleported to my side upon hearing it.
The powerful aura sent countless heavenly soldiers and ghost soldiers tumbling and flying backward.
I waved my hand, and Jin Buque carried the foolish and silly Mingyue to my side. My other brothers also gathered around me.
Li Jing and the leading Ghost Immortal saw that their subordinates, the shrimp soldiers and crab generals, were being repelled by the aura released by the Void Taiji Beast and could not get close.
With a wave of his hand, he sent out other powerful experts.
Nezha charged forward on his Wind Fire Wheels, closely followed by the Four Heavenly Kings.
I don’t know how this guy Nezha recognized me, but when he rushed up to me, he stopped directly, pointed at me with a shocked expression, and said, “It’s you!”
Looking at his astonished expression, I figured this guy must still be holding a grudge about our wrestling match in the Heavenly Court years ago where we wrestled with our pants down.
I couldn’t help but sigh and say, “It’s better to resolve animosity than to create it. I never thought that after so many years, you, child, still can’t forget what I did back then.
Alas… you are truly a devoted man, cough cough cough.”
The strong individuals behind Nezha saw Nezha like this and stopped instantly, not daring to advance rashly.
The one among the Four Heavenly Kings holding a large pipa asked Nezha with puzzlement, “Third Prince, do you know this person?”
The Ghost Immortals from the underworld were naturally not fools. Seeing that the experts from the Heavenly Realm had suddenly stopped, they also stood still, wanting to understand the situation first.
Hearing one of the Four Heavenly Kings, Mo Liqing of the East, the Guardian of the East, ask him.
Nezha didn’t answer the question and handed the Fire-Tipped Spear, the Qiankun Ring, the Hun Tian Ling, and other magic tools he was holding to Mo Liqing, saying, “Old Qing, hold these for me first. I must wrestle with this kid again today. Last time, due to my special circumstances, I couldn’t fight him with all my might, and he got lucky and beat me. Damn it, I must fight him again today.”
Hearing this, Mo Liqing and the others were dazed, clearly not understanding what Nezha was talking about.
The Ghost Immortals looked at me and then at Nezha without understanding, still remaining silent.
Seeing that the experts they had just sent out were all standing still and not attacking.
Li Jing and the leading Ghost Immortal from the Earth Realm were somewhat puzzled, thinking that Big Brother had used some method to prevent them from getting close.
Li Jing shouted, “Son, fight if you can, but retreat if you can’t. There are still plenty of strong people in the Heavenly Realm, don’t be reckless!”
Hearing Li Jing’s shout, Nezha blushed and shouted back, “It’s not like that! Dad, what are you talking about? Have you forgotten who this kid is? He’s the one from the Golden Palace in the Heavenly Court who insisted on wrestling naked with me back then.”
Upon hearing this, Li Jing’s hand holding the pagoda trembled, almost dropping his treasure.
He thought to himself, “Damn it, why is it this kid? My son almost suffered a great loss at his hands back then because this kid was so cunning and sly. Today, with so many people here, if this kid is still as incorrigible and insists on wrestling naked with my son, how can I, his father, maintain my dignity?”
Thinking of this, Li Jing quickly shouted, “Son, come back quickly, don’t fall for this demon’s trick! Listen to your father, come back quickly!”
Due to the distance and Nezha’s complete attention on me, he didn’t hear his father clearly. However, even if he had, given Nezha’s Third Prince’s stubborn nature, it’s unlikely he would have turned back just because of his father’s words. Otherwise, there wouldn’t have been the incident where the Old Dragon King forced him to commit suicide outside Chen Tang Pass back then. His temperament is definitely that of one who would rather break than bend, and is as stubborn as a bull. All the losses he has suffered in his life are due to this. Big Brother has known this since watching cartoons a very, very long time ago.
Seeing that Nezha recognized me, and that the other strong individuals were also sensible and didn’t rush to attack.
A wicked smile couldn’t help but flash across my lips as I said to Nezha, “Holy crap! What are you waiting for? Come on! Take it off! Let me see if you’ve improved at wrestling recently!”
At the same time, I, Big Brother, as if no one else was there, began to take off my own shirt and pants, and even my underpants.
After doing this, I stood naked, hands on my hips, looking at Nezha with disdain and provocation.
That being said, Nezha had been in the immortal cultivation world for many years. Although he still looked like a child, he was also a person who valued his reputation. How could he control his fiery temper when I provoked him in front of so many people?
Seeing that I had already taken off my clothes, he ripped off his apron and pulled down his pants, saying, “Come on! Let’s see if I don’t wrestle you to death today, you brat!”
Cough cough cough.
This is the kind of scene that can only happen when immortals like Big Brother fight with true immortals. If this were in the mortal world, with players like us, it would be over, and we’d be defined as lunatics.
The other strong individuals saw the two of us like this, paused for a moment, and then stared at the scene before them with wide eyes.
Mingyue, who had been somewhat poisoned and drowsy, recovered some of her spirit in her eyes when she saw Big Brother and Nezha had stripped down like this. It wasn’t that Mingyue was particularly lustful, but she had never seen anyone wrestle while completely naked. We’re talking about two men, not a man and a woman, was it necessary to wrestle like this?
But Big Brother didn’t think so. Wrestling with others might not require this, but wrestling with Nezha definitely did!
And so, we looked at each other, took a few steps forward simultaneously, placed our hands on each other’s shoulders, and began.
“Hey~!”
“Yah~!”
“Power of Mount Tai!”
“Power of Mount Hua!”
After only a few rounds, Nezha clearly began to show signs of exhaustion.
Hee hee hee, wah ha ha ha ha.
Because, at this moment, several young girls in the mortal world began to dance and invite Nezha to possess them.
These young girls still wore their outer garments when inviting Nezha, then put on aprons over their outer garments, held incense in their hands, and danced with swaying steps, one step to the left, one step to the right, dancing with great fervor.
Suddenly, I felt a heaviness in my lower body, my face turned red, my whole body trembled, and my eyes couldn’t help but roll upward.
The reason was that when Nezha wasn’t taking off his pants, it wasn’t a big deal for these young girls to dance.
But when they invited Nezha to possess them, they borrowed Nezha’s power. As soon as Nezha took off his pants, they couldn’t handle it.
This is similar to a rejection phenomenon caused by a mismatch in models.
When the young girls invited Nezha, they used themselves as carriers, like a fixed mobile phone case. And Nezha, without his pants, could fit in. But once he took off his pants, the extra part couldn’t be accommodated.
Once it couldn’t fit, the carriers containing Nezha would be stretched to their limit, and the power Nezha borrowed was like a clone of Nezha’s spiritual soul.
The carriers were stretched, and he would get stuck. He was so stuck that Nezha gritted his teeth, sweat pouring down his face, and he couldn’t help but curse, “Damn it! What were they thinking? Inviting me to be possessed by women? Damn your mother!”
I say, given his current painful situation, if he could beat me now, it would only be because he was broken from being stuck. Or, or why would I insist on wrestling him with my pants off? Am I stupid? I’m super intelligent, alright?
