An Unorthodox Cultivation Insight – Chapter 305

Whoever Cheats Is A Puppy's Descendant

Chapter 305: Whoever Cheats Is A Puppy’s Descendant

While Nezha was having a difficult moment, Big Brother seized the opportunity and shouted;

“Mount Lu Ascending Dragon Strike!”

With a shoulder throw, I sent Nezha flying.

The other strong individuals were shocked by this. They thought to themselves, “Who is this Nezha, the Third Prince? How could he be thrown away by Big Brother, a cultivator expert among mortals who is not particularly handsome but is incredibly cool and invincible?” This was truly astonishing.

Some of the strong Ghost Immortals couldn’t help but whisper to each other;

“Holy crap, it’s a good thing I didn’t rush in. This guy can even throw the Third Prince flying, so if I went up, I’d definitely be wasting my time.”

“Yeah, didn’t you see? This kid just doesn’t play by the rules. I don’t know what evil magic he used, but he forced the Third Prince, such a famous strong person, to wrestle him completely naked. Tsk tsk tsk, truly wicked…”

“Exactly, let’s be honest, when has the Third Prince ever wrestled someone without any clothes on his entire life? It’s said that after he attained the Dao, at the very least he wore lotus leaves to cover himself. Look at him now, with that little thing hanging out. He’s never been like this before.

So, this guy who forced the Third Prince into a naked wrestling match. He’s wicked, incredibly wicked! We need to keep our eyes wide open later, and absolutely don’t fall for his tricks.”

The Four Heavenly Kings on the other side also looked at the Third Prince with disbelief. This outcome was something they had never imagined.

We can say that with the Third Prince’s abilities, he could fight them, the four brothers, to a draw by himself. But now… now he’s been thrown flying by an unknown nobody. This?…

Unlike them, my brothers had mischievous smiles on their faces and couldn’t help but chuckle.

Gouzi whispered; “Hmph, anyone can wrestle with my Big Brother? Ordinary people are no match for him.”

“Exactly, who is our Big Brother? A mere Third Prince isn’t enough for him to wrestle with, hahaha.” Xue Pan also said.

Nezha’s head was buried in the dirt; “Ahhhh! This is infuriating!”

After a furious roar, he pushed himself up with his hands and, still unconvinced, looked at Big Brother;

“This round doesn’t count, dare you wrestle again?”

I smiled and made a provocative gesture at him; “Come here!”

Hearing this, the Third Prince became enraged and cursed; “Ah ya ya ya, you brat, just you wait until I wrestle you to death today!”

While cursing me, he lunged directly at me.

“Heh!”

“Ha!”

“Mount Lu Ascending Dragon Strike!”

“Bang!”

“Boom!”

It hasn’t been long since this, and he was sent flying by Big Brother again, heeheehee, wahahahaha.

I put my hands on my hips and loudly asked him; “How about it, Younger Brother? Still want to wrestle? If you still want to, I’ll give you another chance, but if you lose again, you must follow me from now on. Do you dare?”

Nezha was currently furious. He didn’t care about what would happen after losing. With his self-confidence and hot temper, how could he be afraid of this?

“Fine! Brat, if I, Nezha, lose to you again, then I’ll call you Big Brother from now on! But if you lose, then you’ll call me Grandfather. Do you dare?”

Hehehe, this is exactly what I was waiting for.

“Alright! That’s fine! But we are both cultivators, so we must keep our word! Do you dare to swear with your spiritual soul!”

Hearing my words, Nezha said nothing and directly bit his middle finger, letting out a drop of red blood, and pointed to the sky; “I, Nezha, swear again, if I lose to you again, then I will be your Younger Brother and I will follow you from now on!”

Seeing him do this, Big Brother also adopted the same posture and said; “I am the Invincible Awesome Chan Xin Great Master. If I lose to Nezha, then I will call Nezha grandfather every time I see him!”

After we both made our oath, the strong individuals in the Heavenly Realm and Earth Realm were terrified.

The Four Heavenly Kings, who had originally intended to stop Nezha, didn’t even have time to react before Nezha and I had completed our oath.

The Ghost Immortals were also so shocked that their hair stood on end, and cold sweat dripped down their faces involuntarily.

“Didn’t I say this kid was wicked? Look at that, if the Third Prince loses again, he’ll directly become his subordinate.”

“Indeed, I wonder how the Third Prince has cultivated all these years to be forced into this situation in front of everyone? My god!”

“Look at how pathetic he is, he’s already been thrown flying twice and still dares to make an oath. Isn’t he just a foolish player?”

Hearing the whispers of the Ghost Immortals, Nezha turned his head and glared at them fiercely, but didn’t turn hostile on the spot, because knowing his personality, he absolutely wouldn’t believe he could lose to Big Brother. He just thought the previous two losses were due to his carelessness. Moreover, the young girls in the mortal world had already fallen unconscious because they couldn’t withstand his divine power.

So, his strength had now fully recovered, and he simply didn’t believe he could lose again to me, this handsome and show-off guy!

“Come, let’s continue!”

Nezha said this and put his shoulder on mine again. I chuckled; “If you lose, you have to honor it! Whoever backs out is a puppy!”

“Stop the nonsense! Whoever loses is a grandson, brat, take this!”

Half an hour later, Nezha, sitting on the ground and rubbing his three heads, was silent, tears involuntarily flowing from his three pairs of eyes.

I unhurriedly put on my clothes, walked up to him, and offered him a cigarette; “How is it? Are you okay?”

Nezha shook his head and said nothing.

I thought to myself, “Foolish child, it’s no wonder you lost. Damn it. The previous young girls fainted because they couldn’t handle your divine power, but there will be other young girls afterwards who will continue to jump! Look at your miserable state, you haven’t even figured out this simple problem, and you still want to beat Big Brother? Is that possible? I’ve completely figured out your pattern, and exploiting just one weakness is enough to stun you. Cough cough cough.”

“It’s over! It’s over! This is bad!”

Mo Liqing, one of the Four Heavenly Kings who had been observing the battle from the side, couldn’t help but shout twice and turned to fly towards Li Jing’s direction.

At this time, Li Jing was worried that Nezha might fall into my trap again, and stood anxiously without daring to move. After all, he was the main commander. If he went to check the situation, there would be no one to command the troops behind him. Therefore, no matter how anxious he was, he couldn’t go.

Nezha sat on the ground and finished a cigarette, still looking at me unwillingly. However, the next moment he sighed with resignation; “Sigh… losing is losing, there’s no use saying anything else. I, Nezha, am not someone who can’t afford to lose.”

After saying this, he solemnly knelt on the ground, clasped his hands into a fist, and said to me; “Big Brother!”

An Unorthodox Cultivation Insight

An Unorthodox Cultivation Insight

一本不正经的修仙感悟
Score 9
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: Released: 2024 Native Language: Chinese
A very interesting novel, telling the fantastic story of a cultivator.   [Note] This story is purely fictional.

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