Chapter 157: Su Xiaoli, Who Aims To Be The Mistress, Clears The First Act
A Taotie Berserker wearing mecha landed in the midst of the evacuating crowd.
Su Xiaoli, who was evacuating the crowd, looked at it somewhat nervously. The second team’s training time was still short, and the combat power of close-combat type Super Warriors was decent under the boost of equipment.
But Su Xiaoli was an energy control type Super Warrior, whose lethality was really limited at the low level, barely on par with a fully armed Taotie Berserker.
Seeing the Taotie Berserker raise its gun barrel at the crowd, Su Xiaoli didn’t hesitate and instantly fired a heart-shaped energy blast that entered the Taotie Berserker’s body.
The ape face under the Taotie Berserker’s mecha showed a lecherous expression, staring obsessively at Su Xiaoli and approaching her step by step.
An energy bullet condensed from natural energy and mental energy floated in Su Xiaoli’s hand, which she fiercely flung at the Taotie Berserker.
The energy bullet hit the Taotie Berserker, sending it flying. Although the mecha was severely deformed, the Taotie Berserker didn’t die under the mecha’s protection.
The intense pain instead woke it from the charm.
“Ugly hairless monkey dares to seduce me, disgusting! Go die!” The Taotie Berserker’s eyes turned red as it pulled the trigger.
Su Xiaoli’s expression changed. Her fragile body couldn’t withstand the high-tech weapons of the Taotie Civilization, but the crowd was right behind her!
Meng Huaifeng watched this from afar and didn’t act directly, instead activating the program.
“Aether Editing, Heat Weapon Invalidation.”
Although Meng Huaifeng’s editing speed was extremely fast—a single thought produced countless symbols—it was too troublesome to edit on the spot every time.
Especially when fighting strong opponents, a 0.001-second time difference could decide victory or defeat.
So Meng Huaifeng manufactured many commonly used editing schemes into mini-programs.
Then loaded them onto the mobile phone and Phantom Spear respectively, which could be activated with just a thought when needed.
Efficient! Quick!
“Da da~”
The machine gun in its hand made a sound like a toy gun, but no bullets came out.
The Taotie Berserker was stunned. Su Xiaoli seized the opportunity and smashed another energy bullet into its face, knocking off the Taotie Berserker’s helmet, with the ape head covered in blood.
“Damn it! What trash weapon, at the critical moment, the flesh is still reliable!” The Taotie Berserker threw away the gun, drew a long saber, and charged at Su Xiaoli.
However, already heavily injured by Su Xiaoli’s preemptive strike, it was no match for Su Xiaoli, who had been trained by the Train Crew and had proficient combat experience.
Su Xiaoli moved nimbly, and the bulky Taotie Berserker couldn’t even touch her tail, ultimately being slowly worn down to death.
Su Xiaoli, having taken out the Taotie Berserker, was slightly panting, her breath like orchid, her narrow peach-blossom eyes scanning around.
Taotie’s weapons wouldn’t be damaged out of thin air.
Sure enough, Su Xiaoli spotted Meng Huaifeng in the distance.
“Brother Huai Feng, how did Xiao Li do?” Su Xiaoli squinted her eyes, looking like she was seeking praise.
“Good performance, keep it up.” Meng Huaifeng didn’t discourage the girl and gave a thumbs-up in praise.
“Hee hee. Then can you give Xiao Li a reward?” Su Xiaoli asked.
“What reward do you want?” Meng Huaifeng raised an eyebrow.
Su Xiaoli didn’t see March 7th and said shyly, “After solving the Taotie, can you go shopping with Xiao Li?”
“Just the two of us, Xiao Li won’t tell Sister March.” Su Xiaoli added.
Meng Huaifeng had a headache. Were fox spirits so good at flirting in every world?
Tingyun was like this, and so was Su Xiaoli.
Wait, Tingyun was Huanlong in disguise.
But the Tingyun that Huanlong played was 90% like her real self…
“Xiao Li, you’re no longer the ordinary person you were before. Your previous goals no longer suit you. You should try to change your pursuits and goals.” Meng Huaifeng advised.
“Change to what? Protect the people, protect the country, protect the world?” Su Xiaoli pouted. “My grandma was a mistress, my mom was a mistress too. They don’t love me, this country doesn’t love me, the world doesn’t love me either. Why should I protect them?”
“I think being a mistress is fine. I agreed to join Xiong Bing Lian because they said they’d introduce me to a male god.” Su Xiaoli gazed intently at Meng Huaifeng.
Ge Xiaolun, Zhao Xin, Cheng Yaowen, and Liu Chuang were either losers or thugs, with average looks.
Su Xiaoli couldn’t look at those four ugly ones. Even if being a mistress, she wanted to be one for a tall, handsome, and rich male god.
Against those four, Meng Huaifeng was a real male god, tall, rich, and handsome.
Naturally attracting Su Xiaoli’s gaze.
As for whether the male god has a girlfriend, I’m going to be a mistress! What does it matter if he has a girlfriend?
I’ll be good and not make things difficult for the male god!
“At least raise your standards, find a male god exclusively for you.” Meng Huaifeng said.
“Then what about Sister March?” Su Xiaoli asked innocently.
“What about me?” March 7th popped up from somewhere, scratching her head in confusion.
“Uh.” Su Xiaoli bit her lip and quickly came up with an excuse: “I mean, what if Death God Karl invades Blue Star personally? Brother Huai Feng said he would defeat Death God Karl. I’m worried Death God Karl is so powerful, what if something happens to Brother Huai Feng, what will you do, Sister March?”
After saying that, Su Xiaoli winked at Meng Huaifeng.
Meng Huaifeng opened his mouth. I didn’t say that.
“Of course this lady would be very heartbroken, but Huai Feng won’t have an accident. I’ll protect him. Plus, there’s Uncle Yang.” March 7th was full of confidence.
“I’ll also protect March and won’t let her be heartbroken.” Meng Huaifeng gave Su Xiaoli a deep look and emphasized, “Understand?”
Su Xiaoli’s eyes dimmed slightly. She naturally understood Meng Huaifeng’s meaning.
Her own looks weren’t bad either. If only she had met the male god first.
Su Xiaoli looked enviously at March 7th.
“March, after solving the Taotie, you two go shopping together.” Meng Huaifeng also rejected Su Xiaoli’s requested reward.
“Okay. Aren’t you coming?” March 7th asked.
“I won’t go. I need to improve the Clone Technique as soon as possible. At this rate, I’ll go bald.” Meng Huaifeng sighed. Before that, he’d use Aether Editing to hold on.
……
Xiong Bing Lian and Taotie’s main battlefield.
Taotie suffered heavy combat power losses, forcing Xiong Lu to activate the Brutal Tide main cannon.
Ge Xiaolun was a shit-stirrer, not strong in lethality, but left unchecked, the destruction he caused wasn’t small. Just have his subordinates drag him.
The real threats were Lana and Sun Wukong.
But the main cannon’s power wasn’t enough to threaten Lord God-level existences.
Xiong Lu thought for a long time about who to blast with the main cannon to turn the tide, then realized blasting anyone was useless.
The disadvantage was too great.
Finally, Xiong Lu aimed the main cannon at Tianhe City.
Since defeat was inevitable, offer more death to the Death God!
The main cannon began gathering energy, and the surrounding shield dimmed slightly.
“Analysis complete!” Qiangwei’s eyes flashed.
The main cannon’s gathered energy grew stronger. When the energy fluctuation peaked, a wormhole suddenly opened in front of the main cannon.
The exit was inside the Brutal Tide-class flagship’s shield!
“Boom!”
The Brutal Tide-class warship instantly turned into a massive firework blooming in the sky!
Shihuan, the Taotie King watching from afar, shook his head. This vanguard army was done for.
Yet their battle record was pitiful.
With this bit of blood sacrifice, how could he exchange with Death God Karl for the qualification to become a god?
Shihuan remotely controlled the remaining few cross ships.
Nuclear bomb, launch!
This time on Blue Star, there was no Demon Queen Morgana restricting their use of nukes.
So Taotie naturally wouldn’t hold back.
“What is this?” Qiangwei, who had just succeeded and was smug, frowned.
“Such a big missile, where is it aimed?” Ge Xiaolun exclaimed.
“Intercept them, these are nuclear weapons!” Lian Feng’s anxious voice rang in the comms channel.
“Nuclear weapons?!”
Xiong Bing Lian’s faces changed. There was no such thing in the virtual battlefield!
These nuclear weapons were countless times more powerful than Blue Star’s own. Even intercepting them in the air would cause significant destruction, but better than letting them explode at the target.
If they really exploded at the target, who knows how many casualties!
Meng Huaifeng’s amazing eyesight glanced at the nuclear weapons from afar.
“Aether Editing, Heat Weapon Invalidation!”
Divine Code changes rules by altering various physical constants, while Aether Editing directly modifies rules without reason.
No matter how powerful the nuclear bomb, it was just an inert object. Rewriting the rules of a few nuclear bombs was effortless for Meng Huaifeng, who had now fully researched Divine Code.
“These dog bastards’ nukes have anti-interception and auto-cruise systems. We can’t calculate their trajectories to intercept!” The military district general said somewhat desperately.
Zhao Xin turned into a bolt of lightning and rushed toward a nuclear bomb, dragging it and sprinting madly away from Tianhe City!
“Brother Xin!”
Zhao Xin didn’t have a divine body. If the nuke exploded near him, he’d be dead or crippled!
Ge Xiaolun gritted his teeth, spread his wings, caught up to a nuclear bomb, and rushed toward outer space.
Lana, Qiangwei, Rui Mengmeng, Qilin…
Sun Wukong looked approvingly at the Xiong Bing Lian warriors taking action and split into several clones.
“Leave it to me.”
One clone caught up to Zhao Xin, patted his shoulder, and snatched the nuclear bomb.
Taotie King Shihuan was somewhat surprised. Xiong Bing Lian’s Super Warriors had such awareness?
For the lives of a bunch of insignificant ordinary people, betting their own lifespans of at least a thousand years?
This king admires you. Now, offer you an honorable death!
Detonating now could still kill a few Super Warriors, and Tianhe City and surrounding villages would be affected.
Dragging it longer would only kill the dead monkey’s clones.
At the instant Zhao Xin and Sun Wukong’s clone handed off the nuclear bomb.
Taotie King Shihuan remotely triggered the nuclear bomb explosion!
“?”
“Didn’t explode?”
Press again.
Press again.
Press again!
“Da da da~”
Taotie King Shihuan pressed the button into a blur.
“Boom!”
Under Shihuan’s increasingly forceful pressing, the console instantly collapsed.
But the nuclear bomb still didn’t explode!
“Damn it, what the hell happened!”
Taotie King Shihuan raged impotently, frantically smashing the broken console.
Vanguard army wiped out, in exchange for destroying part of Tianhe City’s buildings and less than 10,000 people’s blood sacrifice?
Total loss to grandma’s house!
Ge Xiaolun and Sun Wukong’s clone had already transported the nuclear bomb to the most remote place.
“Strange, why hasn’t it exploded yet?”
Lian Feng couldn’t figure it out.
But this was good news.
Hurry and dismantle it!
……
One day later, Xiong Bing Lian completely cleared the remaining Taotie remnants.
In a luxurious hotel, Xiong Bing Lian could finally rest.
“Why do I feel this was so easy? Aren’t we really in an illusion?” Zhao Xin felt extremely uneasy.
Too easy, felt unreal.
“Nuclear bombs appeared, and you call it easy?” Qiangwei said.
“Setting aside the nukes, this battle was really several times easier than usual.” Lana was also uneasy.
“Maybe Big Brother saw we couldn’t clear it and went easy on us?” Ge Xiaolun guessed.
Meng Huaifeng walked in from the door with a smile and clapped his hands.
“Congratulations, you’ve cleared Blue Star Defense War, Act 1, S rating.”
“Cleared Act 1? See, I told you we’re still in the virtual battlefield!” Zhao Xin slapped the table excitedly.
“Why go easy? Look down on us, think we can’t clear it?” The competitive Qiangwei was dissatisfied.
“No, this isn’t an illusion, this is reality. You’ve cleared Act 1 in reality. Congratulations.” Meng Huaifeng blessed them.
“It’s… real?” Qilin murmured in disbelief.
“No, how is reality so much easier than the virtual battlefield? Reasonable?” Lana asked puzzled.
“Why not reasonable? In the virtual battlefield usually, the Taotie you fight are controlled by us. Do you think our operation is worse than the Taotie commanders?” Meng Huaifeng laughed.
“Big Brother is the number one strongest king in Honor of Kings, of course his operation is better than Taotie’s!” Ge Xiaolun agreed.
“So, we really won?” Rui Mengmeng reacted half a beat slower than the others.
“Mengmeng, we won.” Liu Chuang nodded heavily in affirmation.
“Great, yay!”
The Xiong Bing Lian warriors cheered.
“Don’t celebrate too early. This is just Blue Star’s first battle. You may face more and stronger opponents in the future. Keep it up, don’t get complacent.” Meng Huaifeng poured a bit of cold water.
“We’ll keep training hard as always!”
“Anyone dares invade Blue Star, ask my big axe first!”
“A little cold gleam arrives first, ensuring they don’t return.”
“…”
A rare revelry unfolded in the hotel.
Xiong Bing Lian were all adults, drinking bottle after bottle.
Everyone was no ordinary person and wouldn’t get drunk easily.
Meng Huaifeng and his three buddies played guessing dice points, drinkers for wrong guesses.
March 7th curiously tasted some, but Meng Huaifeng casually gave her a bottle of juice. What’s so good about alcohol?
Star General mixed different liquors together out of curiosity about the taste, showing initial talent as a bartender and pioneering a new field.
Welt quietly sipped his wine, watching the young people revel.
The goddesses who drank too much were unusually open. Amid cheers, Qiangwei even performed a guitar song for everyone.
Ge Xiaolun’s eyes nearly popped out.
Lana wasn’t to be outdone, her hot dance fully proving the Sun Goddess was also an otaku goddess.
And Su Xiaoli, Qilin, even Rui Mengmeng was pushed to perform bare-handed log splitting.
“Crack.”
March 7th used the camera to take a photo for everyone, freezing the joyful moment.
