Chapter 19: The First Pack Of Additives In The Morning
“Teacher Chi, sonic boom sound, it’s a sonic boom sound! Did you hear it?”
Jin Xia didn’t notice Yang Zi’s lingering fear, her peach blossom eyes full of admiration: “Sister Shi Shi is so A and so cool!!”
Chi Ye nodded: “……Her husband probably won’t have a rebellious phase for the rest of his life.”
Jin Xia: “Huh? Why do you say that?”
Chi Ye listened to the whooshing leg wind sonic booms by his ear: “If he dares to rebel, one kick like that, and husband turns straight into eunuch.”
Jin Xia: “……”
“Teacher Chi, Sister Shi Shi doesn’t even have a boyfriend yet.”
The Empress Dowager had already been convinced by Shi Daifu’s set of fist techniques and didn’t agree with Chi Ye’s view, her eyes full of stars, entering fantasy mode: “What if I apprentice under Sister Shi Shi, could I train to that level?”
Chi Ye glanced at her.
Peach blossom eyes, long legs, delicate and pampered appearance, probably hadn’t suffered a bit since birth.
“What do you want to train in? Women’s escape prevention technique?”
The Empress Dowager got a little angry upon hearing this: “Hey, Teacher Chi, what do you mean? Are you looking down on my Wing Chun·Jin Wen?”
“……No, I’m looking forward to seeing that day.”
“Right? Hmph hmph, good eye.” Jin Xia was easy to fool, satisfied upon hearing this, her peach blossom eyes curving into crescents, humming as she began fantasizing about the future.
Bang!
At the edge of the courtyard, a big tree as thick as two people’s waists was kicked with banging sounds, dry branches rustling, swaying unsteadily.
“……You guys say, if someone offends her in the future, then… what to do?”
A staff member who had been slightly negligent toward Shi Daifu due to star power during daytime swallowed, asking guiltily.
“What to do?” Chi Ye wrapped his clothes tighter around himself: “Handle it with great fanfare.”
Everyone: “……”
Whoosh!
The explosive fist wind suddenly stopped, the girl in white training uniform over ten meters away suddenly turned back, looking this way.
Everyone was stunned.
“Done for, our voices were too loud earlier, she discovered us!”
“She… she won’t ‘kill to silence’ us, right?”
“Teacher Yang Zi, run quick!”
“《Run, Yang Zi》”
Yang Zi: “……”
On the other side, Shi Daifu saw the large group of people here and was also stunned, reacting and instantly blushing, head lowered, wanting to turn and leave quickly, but feeling it wasn’t quite right.
She could only stand in place for a while, stammering: “E, everyone hello……”
After saying that, without waiting for everyone to react, she turned and fled like.
Everyone: “……”
After a long time, Jin Xia weakly pointed at the large-capacity water kettle under the big tree: “She seems to have left something behind.”
Thud thud thud.
Shi Daifu ran back hurriedly with her head down again, bent to quickly pick up the large-capacity water kettle, turned again, and ran into the courtyard in panic.
“……Is it not so good of us to do this?” Jin Xia reacted.
“Indeed not so good.”
“Eh, Teacher Chi, when did you become so understanding?” Jin Xia was surprised.
Chi Ye regretful: “We should have gone straight under the tree earlier to watch, then we could have seen more clearly.”
Jin Xia: “……”
“It was indeed good-looking, but probably no chance to see it again in the future.”
Chi Ye sighed.
“……Alright, let’s head back too.”
With the protagonist gone, everyone naturally wouldn’t continue freezing in the courtyard.
Of course, blown by the cold wind, most people’s sleepiness vanished, and at six o’clock, it was time for the program team to start work.
After all, it was a full-day “24-hour” live broadcast.
Chi Ye still had some sleepiness, as a lazy dog, considering the bed still had residual warmth, he returned to his room for a nap.
When he opened his eyes again, it was already eight in the morning.
——He was woken by the ding ding dong dong sounds next door.
“Who is it, so early in the morning, doing a program and shortening my lifespan……”
Chi Ye groggily opened his eyes, simply put on clothes, and went out the door.
“Yang Zong, bought it back.”
“Sure it’s real? If it can’t withstand, I’ll really end up in ICU.”
From the next-door doorway came Yang Zi and the assistant’s low voices talking.
Chi Ye frowned and glanced over, discovering the assistant holding a packaging box, with “professional protective gear” written on the box.
“???”
“He really put himself in the ‘thug’ role to think about problems?”
Chi Ye watched in great surprise, thinking Miss Shi’s morning punching session had such a good effect?
This is what it means to train Wing Chun well, men can’t handle it?
Just thinking this, Yang Zi’s next words completely dumbfounded Chi Ye.
“……That’s good, then I can let her hit me with peace of mind.”
Chi Ye: “?”
The assistant also felt a bit awkward upon hearing, worried: “Really do it this way?”
“If not, how can I outdo Chi Ye?!”
Yang Zi displeased, then excitedly asked: “Right, how many punches from Shi Daifu do you think before I go viral?”
“Um…” The assistant was about to speak when his eyes suddenly glanced at Chi Ye not far away.
Yang Zi stunned, turned to look, his face even more displeased, inwardly cursing bad luck.
“You’ll go viral, definitely go viral.”
Here, Chi Ye had already walked over, eyes full of shock as he scanned Yang Zi up and down.
“Hmph, you say viral and it’s viral?”
Yang Zi sneered.
“Of course.” Chi Ye serious: “You’ll definitely make it to the crematorium.”
Yang Zi: “……”
“Teacher Yang Zi, you can bump porcelain, but we can’t beg for rice!”
Yang Zi furious: “Who said begging for rice?!”
Chi Ye also dissatisfied: “Just say, aren’t you trying to eat this bowl of traffic rice?”
Yang Zi: “……”
He wanted to retort, but felt no one would believe it if he said it.
Seeing him like this, Chi Ye patted his shoulder, reminding before leaving: “Right, forgot to tell you, there’s a camera in the corridor dead angle too.”
Yang Zi upon hearing, first angry, then thought of something, eyes suddenly lighting up.
That segment earlier was live broadcasted, doesn’t that mean… traffic too?
“Um…” Chi Ye was just teasing: “But at this time, the camera’s off.”
Yang Zi: Die!!!
Report! Someone’s bullying an old man here!
Chi Ye no longer paid attention to Yang Zi, sauntering to the living room, seeing Shi Daifu alone in the kitchen making breakfast for everyone.
After that morning interlude, Shi Daifu had been avoiding everyone, clearly this kind of “awkwardness” she needed to digest on her own for a while.
“Teacher Chi, you’re up.”
A graceful tall figure strolled in the living room, seeing Chi Ye, peach blossom eyes lit up immediately.
“You didn’t go back for a nap?”
Chi Ye surprised, noticing Jin Xia’s dark circles, though those peach blossom eyes were still charming and beautiful, faint red bloodshot could still be seen.
“No.” Jin Xia shook her little head, no sign of fatigue, sneakily pulling Chi Ye: “No nap no nap.”
“Teacher Chi… after two hours of observation, I found a dead angle in the living room, a dead angle the camera absolutely can’t reach!”
Chi Ye dumbfounded: “You didn’t go back to sleep, just to find a dead angle?”
“Yeah.”
Jin Xia paused, looked around, pulled Chi Ye to the “perfect corner” she spent two hours finding, back to the camera: “Perfect timing you came, that… help me with something, okay.”
Chi Ye saw her sneaky heavy appearance, knew it was something shady again: “What?”
“Look…” Jin Xia sneakily pointed at the arranged snacks on the sofa coffee table, inside lots of 《Jian Ni》 sponsor products.
There were fried nuts and fruits, also various small-packaged snacks.
“There, that one…” Jin Xia pointed at a pack of Weilong spicy strips: “Get me a pack, okay.”
“Ah?” Chi Ye dumbfounded.
“You want to eat spicy strips?”
“I’ve heard of it.” The Empress Dowager first emphasized she wasn’t an alien, then cutely said: “But never tried it.”
“Heard this stuff is really tasty…”
“But this has additives.” Chi Ye shook his head: “Don’t you only eat healthy stuff?”
Jin Xia stunned, peach blossom eyes thoughtful: “Then the additives are healthy, right?”
Chi Ye: “……What do you think?”
Jin Xia certain: “Healthy!”
Chi Ye: “……”
Jin Xia unleashed big move, charming peach blossom eyes pitiful, pair of white tender little hands tugging Chi Ye’s clothes corner shaking: “That side all cameras, Teacher Chi, help me get a pack, okay~”
Chi Ye admitted, normal men indeed couldn’t resist this, almost withstood the test: “Stop, stop, don’t talk like that, I’ll get it for you.”
“Okay.”
Jin Xia retracted in one second, obediently straightened her back, like a little student waiting for meal.
Chi Ye glanced at her, sauntered back to the living room, grabbed a handful of spicy strip snacks, returned casually.
“Teacher Chi! You’re the best Teacher Chi in the world!”
Jin Xia witnessed the whole process, gave Chi Ye an “evaluation” outsiders couldn’t imagine.
“Don’t say that, sister, I don’t buy this.”
Chi Ye righteously handed over a pack of spicy strips: “Your additives.”
Jin Xia saw him casually hand it directly, startled, hurriedly looked around: “Teacher Chi, how can you give this kind of thing so directly?”
Chi Ye: “?”
“Then what, should I give it indirectly?”
Directly stuffed into her hand.
Jin Xia slightly uneasy, but little hand quickly took it, charming peach blossom eyes slyly glanced around, saw no one paying attention, relieved.
Turned back, quietly tore open the packaging bag, looking at the “gourmet food” existing only in “legend” inside the bag, solemnly and seriously picked up a small strip, put in mouth, elegantly chewed.
Chi Ye saw her series of actions, facepalmed.
No hope, this girl had no hope.
“Mm……!!”
Slightly surprised and moved sound came, Chi Ye glanced sideways, saw Jin Xia with back to him like a little hamster stealing grain, now making a face-reddening heart-pounding sound.
“Empress Dowager, you… you okay?”
Chi Ye startled.
This child wouldn’t be overwhelmed by the spice and crying, right?
But Weilong isn’t spicy.
“So tasty!” Jin Xia turned her face sideways, her imperial fairy face full of excitement and satisfaction: “Teacher Chi… I didn’t expect spicy strips… this thing is really this tasty!”
She felt her previous twenty-plus years were lived in vain!
Chi Ye: “……No need to go that far, I also didn’t expect you’d like eating additives this much.”
“Who says these additives are bad? These additives are great!” Jin Xia nodded repeatedly: “This is what people should eat!”
Chi Ye mood slightly complex: “Yes, additives finally met the one who understands it most.”
This was the romance of mutual rush!
“Teacher Chi, please respect top international gourmet food!”
Jin Xia argued with back turned, solemnly picked up another spicy strip, elegantly put in mouth, chewed, savored.
“If spicy strips knew you eat it like this, it’d kowtow to you no matter what.”
Chi Ye saw her eating so slowly, didn’t stay with her, turned: “I’ll go help Teacher Shi.”
“I’ll come soon!”
“No need, by the time you come, we’ll all starve.”
Chi Ye spoke the truth, stepped to the kitchen, but saw Yang Zi here frying eggs in the pan.
Eh, the big lord personally cooking?
Chi Ye surprised, then looked at Shi Daifu bending over busy on the other side.
She tied her waterfall-like long hair into a simple high ponytail, seriously squeezing jam.
Yang Zi wouldn’t be mad enough to “voluntarily” take a punch from Shi Daifu in the kitchen, right?
He paused, asked Shi Daifu: “Anything I can help with?”
Shi Daifu looked up, saw it was him, eyes dodging: “No.”
Chi Ye: “……”
Shi Daifu knew Chi Ye misunderstood, pointed at the three finished sandwiches: “Done.”
“……Okay, thanks, tell me if there’s work later.”
Equally “serious” Yang Zi turned back, sneered: “Work? You do it?”
Chi Ye glanced at him: “Not doing it.”
“Just being polite.”
Yang Zi: “……”
Pfft! Shameless!
Chi Ye had already greeted Shi Daifu, walked out of the kitchen.
“People like this, tell me, why did the program team invite him? To act like a lord?”
Yang Zi still indignant: “Earlier everyone else didn’t sleep, only he did!”
Shi Daifu silent, placed the sandwiches on the tray, carried out.
Yang Zi: “……”
What kind of people are in this program!
Teacher Huang, Teacher Lu, come quick!
I alone can’t handle the young group, they’re all talented players!
……
Five minutes later, the first breakfast of 《Jian Ni》 small dwelling was arranged beautifully by Jin Xia, placed on the dining table.
Everyone sat down in turn, started eating.
Only then did the program team’s always-on live broadcast room viewer count rise.
「Good morning everyone.」
「Another day to watch demons and monsters make trouble.」
「Special day today, Teacher Huang arriving!」
「Xiao Ming Ge fans coming uninvited!」
「Hu Ye, you owe my family’s Jing Yi little baby an apology!」
「《Jian Ni》 small dwelling survival challenge mode officially starts!」
「Cherish this last beautiful breakfast.」
Bullet comments rolled, today was 《Jian Ni》 small dwelling guests gathering day, attention hotter than yesterday.
The program team clearly understood netizens.
At this moment, Director Li observing bullet comments lightly coughed, reminding everyone at the dining table: “Everyone, save some stomach for breakfast, Teacher Huang said he’ll come over at noon to cook you a table of hard dishes.”
Hearing this, everyone’s faces changed instantly, including Yang Zi who had just been clamoring for Teacher Huang to arrive soon.
Everyone quickened their picking and eating actions.
《Encounter, the real you》 overhauls 《Tongue-tip hungry ghosts》!
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