Chapter 20: Fifty-year-old Fan, Arrives Uninvited!
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「Yang Zi was so scared his mouth widened two meters!」
「What is Teacher Yang Zi doing? His martial soul true form was scared out?」
「This speed, woc, this old person!」
Bullet Comments were amused by the reactions of the four guests Jian Ni, especially Yang Zi’s speed in picking up food, which left people dumbfounded.
The Program Team was also speechless, Director Li quickly reminded: “Everyone doesn’t need to eat so fast, what is this!”
No one spoke, only Chi Ye looked up and explained: “We just have work, but that doesn’t mean we can’t live!”
Then he looked at Yang Zi who was “wielding chopsticks like wind,” couldn’t help leaning back to avoid being whacked to death on the dining table by Yang Zi’s chopstick: “Teacher Yang Zi, stop wielding, if you keep wielding I’m going to catch a cold.”
Yang Zi: “?”
“Hmm… this sandwich tastes really good.”
Jin Xia was probably the only guest who heard the “bad news” but still ate slowly and gracefully.
Her posture was elegant, sitting upright holding knife and fork, putting a small corner of the sandwich into her mouth, chewing gently, her eyes lit up: “Sister Shi Shi, you made it so delicious.”
Shi Daifu was praised a bit embarrassed, lowered her head and said softly: “Thank you.”
Yang Zi stopped his chopsticks, saw this scene, his eyes turned red!
Even someone as introverted as Shi Daifu could interact with Jin Xia?
He secretly resented the world’s unfairness.
Fortunately, he was prepared!
Yang Zi first picked up another chopstick of food, biding his time.
Finally, in the moment Jin Xia put down her knife and fork, Yang Zi seized the opportunity, pushed the extra “French Sunshine Lobster Bacon Hot Dog” he specially made to Jin Xia, smiling kindly: “Xia Xia, try the French hot dog I specially made for you!”
“Hmm? French hot dog?”
Jin Xia was stunned, turned her gaze, peach blossom eyes full of curiosity and expectation: “Does the French hot dog have any additives? What about the hardcore stuff and technology?”
Yang Zi was taken aback, decisively shook his head: “Of course not!”
He knew this wealthy young lady most tabooed junk food, protected like a treasure from childhood, held in the mouth for fear of melting, in the hand for fear of falling.
Afraid Jin Xia wouldn’t believe, he patted his chest guaranteeing: “I had the assistant… cough cough, these are all ingredients I personally selected carefully, absolutely pure natural green pollution-free, no additives or technology!”
“Just eat it with peace of mind, Xia Xia!”
Little one, I’ll captivate you.
“Oh, no additives, I won’t eat.”
Yang Zi: “?”
He was dumbfounded, puzzled: “Wh… why? No additives is healthy! Don’t you like healthy food?”
Jin Xia realized she misspoke, in panic pointed at the sandwich in front of her: “It has nothing to do with additives, I have a small appetite, can only eat this much!”
Yang Zi: “…”
He was a bit displeased, but no way, she won’t eat, could he force the top little flower to eat?
It must be Chi Ye this has-been stirring things up!
This Jin Xia looks not too smart privately, those two stick together all day, must be Chi Ye’s doing!
Yang Zi naturally put this account on Chi Ye’s head, then looked at the extra hot dog, feeling a wave of frustration.
Want to leech some popularity, why is it so hard?!
In anger, his big lord temper came up, wanted to dump this hot dog.
“Please don’t waste grain.”
The Program Team saw this, immediately reminded.
Mango TV was once notified and criticized for this, so they pay great attention to such details.
Yang Zi: “…”
Director Li thought: “Since everyone wants to eat a bit fuller, let’s divide this hot dog into four portions, one for each.”
Hearing this, everyone had no objections, after all no one wants to be seen in a bad light by the audience—except Yang Zi.
Program Team people divided the hot dog into four portions, sent to each guest.
Yang Zi saw the hot dog sent to Chi Ye, even more displeased.
What star power does Hu Ye have? Worthy of eating the hot dog he personally made?
Chi Ye here didn’t know Yang Zi’s thoughts, looking at this “high-end ingredients” Yang Zi specially had the assistant get, was a bit curious inside, forked a piece to taste.
Hmm…
Instantly, a strange taste filled his mouth.
Chi Ye chewed two bites, retched, quickly spat it out.
Everyone: “?”
Chi Ye: “Disgusting.”
“Meat not cooked, shrimp raw, lettuce has earthy taste, Teacher Yang Zi, you don’t even wash the vegetables?! So fresh, just pulled from the ground?!”
Yang Zi: “…!”
Jin Xia full of surprise: “Just pulled from the ground? That’s too healthy!”
“…” Chi Ye painfully: “You can tell, he really meant it for you!”
“…”
Jin Xia heard this, startled inside, quickly gave her portion back to Yang Zi: “Teacher Yang Zi, this is too healthy, I won’t eat, you eat it yourself.”
Yang Zi’s old face instantly turned red.
Chi Ye picked up the water cup to rinse his mouth, felt much fresher, reminded: “Program Team discuss with Yang Zi, who will report a work injury for me.”
Everyone: “…”
Bang.
Yang Zi suddenly “angrily” stood up: “I’m not filming!”
After saying, he angrily flung his sleeve, slowly walked outside the courtyard.
After discovering for a long time no one called him, he even turned his head to sneak a glance here, then immediately turned back, pretending furious.
Chi Ye couldn’t stand it: “Teacher Yang Zi stop acting, morning traffic low, wait until Teacher Huang and them come, then not filming, that way more traffic.”
“You think I’m for traffic?!”
Yang Zi turned back, furious: “I’m not filming, has nothing to do with traffic, just feel not respected by you all!”
Chi Ye: “?”
“Alright then, I’ll book a ticket for you… send me your ID number, right, when to leave?”
Yang Zi: “…”
This time he quickened his steps, really left the living room.
If not faster, he felt Chi Ye this beast might really book him a ticket!
Meanwhile.
Dining table side.
“Hmm…” Shi Daifu who hadn’t spoken looked at Yang Zi leaving, then at the troubled Program Team, hesitated half a while, said softly: “I… how about I eat it?”
Everyone stunned.
Then reacted, Shi Daifu meant Yang Zi’s thing.
“What does it have to do with you, why eat it?” Chi Ye puzzled.
“…” Shi Daifu silent a moment: “If I eat it, he might calm down.”
Everyone: “…”
Chi Ye slapped his head.
What kind of boxing king is this, so wronged himself?
“It’s fine.” Chi Ye comforted her: “You haven’t figured it out? Veteran actor improvising, got into character… let’s put it this way, when Teacher Huang and them come, he’ll be the first to run out to greet!”
“Oh? Why?”
Jin Xia curious.
“Because then most shots.”
Everyone: “…”
Other side.
Yang Zi didn’t go back to the room, but angrily came outside the courtyard, found the “hiding” nearby assistant: “Why did you buy me this stuff? Why still raw lobster and raw bacon?”
Assistant: “?”
But he stays by Yang Zi year-round, knows all the other’s ridiculous operations, instantly admitted fault: “Yes, Teacher Yang Zi, my fault, next time I’ll definitely buy you cooked lobster…”
“No, that’s not what I mean.”
Yang Zi interrupted: “Next time you do need to buy me something, but don’t buy lobster.”
Paused, he gnashed teeth: “Next time bring me some poisonous beans.”
Assistant: “Ah?”
“Yang Zong, you want…”
“I fucking want to poison Chi Ye to death!”
Assistant: “…”
Knowing the other was just venting, he paused, consoled: “No need for you to act Yang Zong, isn’t Teacher Huang coming soon? Poisoning Chi Ye to death isn’t just a matter of time?”
Yang Zi: “…you have a point.”
“Oh right, the info materials you prepared on Teacher Huang and them, all ready?”
“Ready, Teacher Huang fans call themselves ‘Yellow Bees’, speaking of, a while ago Chi Ye…!”
…
Living room.
Breakfast ended, Chi Ye helped Shi Daifu clear the table, then started collecting Telunsu milk from various corners of the small dwelling.
“Teacher Chi, why collect so much milk?”
Jin Xia puzzled watching him: “Taking away sponsor’s products, Program Team will have opinions.”
“Silly child, you don’t understand.”
Chi Ye imparted experience: “This isn’t milk, this is the spring of life to stay alive and walk out in the next twenty-plus days, maintaining basic life signs!”
Jin Xia: “?”
New guests about to arrive, though heard of Teacher Huang’s reputation before, but Jin Xia and new guests actually not too familiar.
She felt uneasy inside, a bit curious: “Teacher Chi, didn’t you go on that How to Evaluate program before?”
“Yeah, what’s up?”
“Do you know Teacher Huang and that… Lin… Lin something…”
Chi Ye reminded: “Lin Jingyi.”
“Oh, right right, Lin Jingyi.”
Jin Xia curious: “What are their personalities?”
Chi Ye thought, Teacher Huang no need to say, heard even if not know.
Lin Jingyi…
“Don’t you like technology now? You should be able to be friends with her.”
Chi Ye paused, evaluated: “She’s all technology.”
“?!” Jin Xia shocked in peach blossom eyes: “She’s all spicy strips?!”
Chi Ye: “…”
“You’ll know when you see her.”
“There’s someone all spicy strips?!”
Jin Xia was stirred up by Chi Ye’s few words, mood much better, humming turned to go upstairs change clothes to wait for new guests.
Got it, made her happy again!
Chi Ye shook head, moved collected milk back to his room, when down again, already heard noise from outside the courtyard.
“Eh, this small courtyard is much bigger than Mushroom House.”
A familiar old voice sounded, Chi Ye went down, saw Teacher Huang bringing Lin Jingyi, and Teacher Lu “visiting” Jian Ni small courtyard, each pulling a suitcase.
People arrived.
Yang Zi who was ready long ago, sprinted out at 100m speed, greeted the three new guests.
“Teacher Huang, Teacher Lu, Jingyi.”
Yang Zi smiled enthusiastically: “Welcome to join Jian Ni small dwelling.”
“Eh yo, it’s Yang Zong.”
Teacher Huang saw Yang Zi, equally happy, poked head to look: “You came out alone?”
“Oh… yeah.” Yang Zi smiled slightly, like the current head of Jian Ni family: “Those kids probably didn’t hear the noise, kids are lazy.”
Teacher Huang nodded repeatedly, Teacher Lu beside saw Yang Zi not talking to him yet, glanced at Lin Jingyi not far.
He actually had little impression of this young artist from Teacher Huang’s studio before, but didn’t expect this meeting, felt her far more “beautiful” than imagined.
Look at that sharp blade-like jawline, that glistening skin, and those big eyes with explosive skin, simply… completely hit his aesthetics!
“…” Teacher Lu smoothed his hair, felt a bit itchy inside.
He looked again at Lin Jingyi’s pretty prosthetic nose, paused, while shot not paying attention, lowered voice: “Girl.”
“?”
Lin Jingyi who was thinking how to harshly diss Chi Ye later for last time’s arrow revenge, stunned.
Teacher Lu took off sunglasses, temple resting on his jaw, evil charm smile at Lin Jingyi: “Later, add WeChat?”
!!
Lin Jingyi dazed, then little heart uncontrollably thumped wildly.
Teacher Lu… what does this mean?
Could Teacher Lu be…
She didn’t dare think further.
Teacher Lu is the biggest star in Jian Ni this time.
Thought thus, the just-made fake nose seemed even more upright, prosthetic infused with new life.
She panicked tucked hair, shyly glanced at Teacher Lu, softly said: “Sure~ I’m actually Teacher Lu’s fan~”
“…”
“…Eww~!”
“No random flirting!”
Chi Ye Jin Xia Shi Daifu three just coming out from small dwelling witnessed this.
Jin Xia pretty peach blossom eyes flashed dumbfounded, goosebumps all over.
Teacher Lu, so oily.
Shi Daifu expressionless, but her instantly averted gaze showed, boxing king should be hard.
Fist hard.
Chi Ye stared in amazement at Lin Jingyi: “Few days no see, how changed head again.”
Everyone: “…”
“Teacher Huang, Teacher Lu.”
Chi Ye already warmly walked over, gripped Teacher Huang’s hand, gave code: “Yellow Bees Yellow Bees!”
Teacher Huang: “?”
Bad luck!
Seeing Chi Ye’s face, Teacher Huang felt nauseous, wished to set up stove now, directly poison Chi Ye to death.
How can people be so shameless?
“Chi Ye, what are you doing, why still holding Teacher Huang.”
Yang Zi displeased, then turned to smile at Teacher Huang: “Hi, kids, but Chi Ye has one point right, actually… I’m also Teacher Huang’s fan.”
While saying, recalled info from assistant, tone steady: “Yellow Bees Yellow Bees, love Jianfeng!”
“Teacher Huang, I’m your… uh…”
How many years was it?
Yang Zi age big, memory not good, subconsciously looked at assistant not far.
Assistant hands full of horror, wildly waved, signaled don’t shout such slogan.
Yang Zi misunderstood, saw assistant’s outstretched palm: “Fif… fifty years!”
“Teacher Huang, I’m your fifty-year old fan!”
Teacher Huang: “…”
Good impression of Yang Zi just now instantly bottomed.
Is this person brain sick?
This age, doesn’t know good words from bad?
This fifty-year meme was made popular by Chi Ye this bastard on How to Evaluate!
Here, Chi Ye saw Yang Zi’s operation, amazed, thought this old guy really has stuff, too showy!
He thumbs up: “Indeed, Teacher Yang Zi truly fifty-year old fan, from birth, just fan!”
“This fan too old!”
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