Chapter 40: Crouching Dragon And Young Phoenix Cp
Jin Xia: “……”
Chi Ye sighed: “You saw Teacher Huang and the others get establishment positions, so you want to become a Jin something too?”
Empress Dowager was a bit unhappy: “Teacher Chi, if you talk about me like that, I’m very hurt.”
“Hmm… how are you planning to get revenge on me?”
“I’ll make it, you eat!”
Chi Ye: “……You want to make me get cancer?!”
Jin Xia smiled: “Don’t worry, everything I make is the healthiest!”
“……”
The two had “Da Mai CP, loving interaction”, and the three elders and one monster group finally distinguished big king from little king after Lin Jingyi’s fall.
“Alright, everyone listen to me!”
Teacher Lu was ultimately the one with the highest star power, with a lead actor big production movie in the Spring Festival slot coming out, so suspects Huang and Yang finally gave him face.
“You say it, say how to do it.”
“You have high popularity, you command.”
Teacher Lu nodded in satisfaction, then began assigning tasks: “Teacher Huang said he can boil sugar, so Teacher Huang boils sugar, I’ll handle soliciting customers later, Teacher Yang Zi cleans ingredients…”
“What about Lin Jingyi? How did you skip one?”
“Isn’t it obvious?”
Chi Ye had just “reconciled” with Empress Dowager, turned back upon hearing: “Jingyi isn’t human, of course she doesn’t count.”
Lin Jingyi: “Chi Ye, if you keep yapping, watch out I poison you!”
Chi Ye was surprised: “This is up to you?”
Everyone: “……”
“Jingyi’s job…” Teacher Lu rubbed his chin, corners of his mouth slightly hooked: “Jingyi is in charge of beauty, I’ll do her work!”
Program Team: “……”
“Stop talking, keep talking and the mold will come.”
Yang Zi couldn’t take it anymore, surrendered with a wave: “Alright, get into position quick, I see lots of people waiting to buy our tanghulu!”
He wasn’t lying this time.
《Jian Ni》 side was live broadcast, though they chose a spot to avoid young people as much as possible, plenty of fan audience still chased over.
“OK, let’s get moving!”
Teacher Lu’s group got to work, but Chi Ye’s group moved even faster.
Though their group had two “trash”, Teacher Shi’s workhorse power was obvious to all.
At this moment, Teacher Shi had alone skewered the first batch of tanghulu, also boiling sugar, about to enter tanghulu production stage.
Chi Ye saw this, signaled Empress Dowager: “Alright, everyone’s working, we two shouldn’t idle.”
“Mm mm!”
Jin Xia nodded like a chick pecking rice, eager to try: “Teacher Chi, what can I do?”
“Well…” Chi Ye thought, looking at Empress Dowager playing with little turtle on one side while washing hands, really stumped.
——With Empress Dowager’s “delicate” body, what could she do?
“Like this.” He thought of a job, pointed opposite: “You go help the other side, then we’re basically 100% winning.”
Jin Xia: “……Chi something, I advise you to be kind!”
Chi Ye laughed uncontrollably: “Didn’t you want to make ‘rose tanghulu’? Then go make your rose tanghulu.”
“Good!”
Empress Dowager was easy to coax, nodded happily, ready to make her own tanghulu.
But as she turned, she suddenly remembered something, pointed at the “little turtle” on the ground: “Teacher Chi, what about little turtle?”
“Can’t just leave it here forever? What if Teacher Yang Zi picks it up and eats it?”
Yang Zi turned back, glanced at Jin Xia, then decisively yelled at Chi Ye: “You keep yapping, next time I ride the tricycle I’ll bring you!”
Chi Ye: “……”
Bully the weak and fear the strong!
“Easy fix.”
He ignored that group of demons and monsters opposite, glanced at the small water bucket nearby: “Isn’t there a bucket for softshell turtles? Turtles can’t be out of water too long, let’s put it back.”
“Oh, like that.” Jin Xia peeked into the bucket, disgusted: “Water’s too dirty, I’ll change it to clean water for it!”
Chi Ye: “……Good, actually if you’re afraid it’ll catch cold, you can change to hot water.”
Jin Xia: “?”
Hands on hips: “Teacher Chi, you’re sarcastically attacking me again!”
Chi Ye smiled: “Still saying you’re not living Yama? Change to clean water, this thing will go see its too-milk soon.”
“Ah? Really?” Empress Dowager really didn’t know much about “raising softshell turtles”, long lashes blinking: “Then… don’t change? But this water’s too dirty.”
Chi Ye had seen it long ago, Empress Dowager really extremely liked “health”, living habits totally different from normal people.
“No matter, girl, listen to me, just put it in the bucket.”
Chi Ye was gently domineering, reached out and grabbed the little turtle calf.
“Little turtle” saw the bucket, pupils quaked, struggled desperately!
“In you go! What’re you struggling for? Home and you’re not happy?”
Chi Ye was displeased, tossed the little turtle calf into the bucket.
“Plop”, splashed water.
“Let’s go.”
Chi Ye waved, took Empress Dowager to do other things.
But not a few minutes later, they heard struggling plops from the bucket.
Ran over to look, both dumbfounded.
Saw in the bucket now, that little turtle calf had rolled its eyes, spitting white foam bubbles from mouth, looking about to drown!
Chi Ye: “?!”
Jin Xia: “?!”
“Didn’t they say turtles aren’t afraid of water?” Empress Dowager was shocked.
“……It doesn’t seem to be a turtle.” Chi Ye reacted, went over to fish out little turtle.
“Sorry, has anyone seen my pet turtle? Anyone seen it? I can’t find it…”
At this time, a female staff ran over on site, anxiously shouting: “Anyone seen it? It’s ugly-cute ugly-cute, very adorable…”
Chi, Jin: “……”
“Go on, your owner is looking for you.”
Chi Ye guiltily touched his nose, waved.
No need for him to speak, little turtle looked at Chi Ye and Jin Xia with full fear, just hit ground, without a word, four little short legs flailing, lightning to owner’s feet, trembling.
Chi Ye and Empress Dowager kept silent.
After a long time, Chi Ye said: “People realize they’re idiots, it’s always fucking too late.”
“Teacher Chi…”
“Hm?”
Jin Xia sighed: “That sentence of yours is so authoritative!”
Chi Ye: “……”
“No, you two are real talents.”
Yang Zi over there laughed till his belly hurt, mocking: “How’d you manage to almost drown a turtle?!”
Chi Ye glanced at him: “Caught it from you.”
Yang Zi: “?”
But the two already ignored him, hurried over to bow and apologize to staff.
Staff saw little turtle fine, responsibility on program team, so didn’t say much, even took chance to get autograph and photo with Jin Xia…
Site was chicken flying dog jumping for a moment, then quiet again.
“I should’ve known long ago, this isn’t a turtle…”
Chi Ye watched little turtle leave, gradually reacted—little turtle Empress Dowager fancied, if just ordinary turtle, how could she “love it so”?
Should’ve fucking thought of it earlier!
“Teacher Chi… little turtle won’t hate us, right?”
Empress Dowager’s emotions not high, asked.
“Don’t worry, given chance it’ll kill us.”
Jin Xia: “……”
“Continue, sigh, program team really, no this ingredient you should’ve said! So close to turning people’s pet turtle into turtle honey!”
Chi Ye complained about program team, Director Li side-eyed ingredients group, ingredients group side-eyed some “temporary worker”.
Temporary Worker: I’ll really thank you!
Chi Ye’s group continued working.
……
Other side, due to Teacher Lu “commanding well”, stall finally welcomed first batch bright red tanghulu.
Otherwise Yang Zi wouldn’t have time to mock Chi Ye!
Three elders and Lin Jingyi happily watched the pot.
Teacher Huang’s technique skilled, rolled tanghulu skewer in pot, one skewer out of pot.
And on the cutting board now, already a row of fresh-out-pot tanghulu.
“How’s the taste? Try one.”
Lin Jingyi looked mouth watering, eager to try.
Had to say, just looks, Teacher Huang really had skills.
“Hehe, of course gotta try, first row all done, one per person… hey!”
Teacher Huang just finished speaking, saw Yang Zi already took off headgear, grabbed a skewer tanghulu, stuffed in mouth.
“Look at you kid, always so impatient, this time not sarcastically saying I poisoned?”
Teacher Huang smiled indulgently, also picked up a skewer.
“Hey…! Hey! Wait!”
Just then, Yang Zi suddenly frowned, tried “pulling” tanghulu in mouth, but it was like welded iron, immovable!
“Don’t move! Everyone stop eating, tanghulu stuck my false teeth, can’t get off!”
“Woo woo……?!”
Others also already stuffed in mouths, slurring.
Yang Zi saw, mumbled curses: “Fuck! How’d you boil the sugar? This sugar too sticky!”
“What’re you mumbling!”
Teacher Huang mouth bulging, furious: “This skewer you coated just now, your technique wrong!”
“Stop talking, stop talking, quick get this thing off!”
Teacher Lu anxious too, among Si Mou only he hadn’t eaten tanghulu, while speaking didn’t forget to yell back at Lin Jingyi: “Jingyi, don’t eat first…”
Words not finished, Lin Jingyi mouth also stuffed with tanghulu skewer, mouth crooked into “√” shape, eyes slanted mouth skewed, extremely uncoordinated looking at them.
“Done for! Jingyi crooked her own mouth!!”
Teacher Lu panicked, waved: “Staff! Staff! Come quick!”
“Cut the shot, stop broadcasting, this picture not suitable!”
“……”
Director Li and others cut live broadcast, hurried over, Chi Ye’s group also crowded over.
“Holy shit!”
Result seeing this scene, Chi Ye instantly dumbfounded: “No way? Just one step ahead, this happy? Brothers how’d you kiss the tanghulu?!”
“Chi Ye! Don’t talk cool words, come help!”
Director Li also couldn’t hold it, directed: “Everyone come pull together!”
Si Mou: “?!”
Fuck your horse director, you wanna kill us?!
“No brute force! Drink water! Hot water! Use hot water!”
Teacher Huang even now still show knowledge: “Use boiling water to melt!”
“Melt your horse, boiling water? Melt tanghulu or melt me?!” Yang Zi cursed.
“Listen to me, everyone listen to me!” Teacher Lu shouted to steady morale.
“Still fucking listen to you?” Yang Zi kept outputting: “Listen more and lives gone!”
“Beg you stop commanding!”
“Warm water, warm water fine, quick get warm water!”
Director Li sweating bullets, Chi Ye side said but actions fast, already first took warm water from Shi Daifu, passed over.
Crowd of staff hurried to help.
But northern winter, indoor minus twenty plus degrees, who knows how Si Mou boiled the sugar, stickiness extremely shocking.
Crowd tried a while, pulled till Yang Zi’s head swelled… physically swelled!
Still couldn’t pull off.
“Wait, don’t pull… my false teeth gonna be pulled out!”
Yang Zi got anxious from pulling.
“Listen to me, don’t panic, first sip some warm water, slowly…”
Teacher Lu good temper, knew Yang Zi anxious now, while soothing gripped his arm, shouted: “Come, 321… pull!”
“Pull!”
“Hey!”
Yang Zi only felt false teeth pain in mouth, “ouch” , momentum pulled out tanghulu.
But uncontrolled force, this fling, just-pulled tanghulu directly stuck on Teacher Lu’s hair!
Teacher Lu: “?”
What thing? So smelly? Shit on my head?!
Yang Zi hadn’t noticed, just saw his two bone-colored false teeth “fly” to Teacher Lu’s head, eyes went black: “My false teeth!!”
Everyone didn’t understand why so emotional.
But Yang Zi heartbroken inside.
These two false teeth, he had master bless, made with “heavenly bead”.
Heard inlaid can seek good fortune avoid disaster, big hit, leave him, no effect!
And now, false teeth flew to Teacher Lu’s head!
“Ouch~!”
Teacher Huang also ouch, successfully pulled out tanghulu, above also one obvious worm-eaten tooth.
Yang Zi saw, eyes blacker: “You wanna compete with me too?!”
Teacher Huang: “……”
Fuck your horse Yang Zi, you idiot, I compete your horse!
“What’s this smelly thing on my head?! Also everyone check Jingyi, how’s Jingyi’s face?!”
Teacher Lu side anxious—his idol burden, well known! Life can go, hairstyle can’t!
Randomly pulled his hair, wanted to pull off tanghulu, didn’t forget care about Lin Jingyi’s situation.
Crowd had to hurry over, split into two groups help Lu, Lin two.
“Don’t pull, don’t pull…”
Result as tanghulu about to be pulled off, Teacher Lu suddenly stopped: “Everyone don’t move!!!”
But still late, staff didn’t dare hard pull, but Yang Zi anxious for his “big hit”, used full ox strength, yanked up Teacher Lu’s top!
Yes, right, Teacher Lu’s scalp suddenly empty big patch, high hairline fully exposed to air, cold wind blew, slight chill.
“My hairpiece!”
“Hairpiece fell! Don’t pull!”
Teacher Lu panicked: “My hair, quick find my hair!”
Everyone: “……”
Yang Zi looked at two “big hit” stuck on tanghulu, still shocked: “Good, good, didn’t lose…”
Just thinking this, hand’s “tanghulu” suddenly tightened.
It was Teacher Lu came over, face awkward and ugly, grabbed his hair: “Give back my hair!”
“Hey! Hey! What you doing, rob hard?!”
Yang Zi yanked back: “My false teeth on it!”
“My hair!”
“My false teeth!”
“Stop fighting stop fighting… Jingyi fainted!”
“Two teachers, Jingyi spitting white foam, stop fighting!”
Staff came “break up”, site fell into chaos.
Chi Ye dumbfounded watching this chaotic scene, questioned “culprit” Teacher Huang: “What 502 super glue is this!?”
“Teacher Huang tell truth, you worked in glue factory?!”
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