Chapter 56: Lip Sync? Lip Sync! We’re Far Ahead In Internal Entertainment Circle!
「Peng Chen’s reputation is being damaged.」
「Jiang Chu, if you had any conscience at all, stop riding on my idol!」
「Truly shameless, Peng Chen lost over ten pounds because of you, and you’re still here smug about it?」
「Looking at Rise’s dramatic history, Peng Chen has always been the one innocently caught in the crossfire, haha.」
「Chi Ye is the one firing shots!」
「What does Ye Zi have to do with it? Mental K-pop fans, stop dragging my bro into this!」
「Anchor, anchor, who are all those people standing behind you?」
Live Broadcast Room popularity is exploding.
Jiang Mou is very satisfied with Rise’s “big brawl” situation. If not for this popularity, why would he be doing an outdoor live broadcast in the square outside the New Year’s Eve Gala? The title is——【Rise Triple Reunion! Sister-in-law Group assembles, collectively celebrating the New Year!】
Mango TV New Year’s Eve Program Team: Screw you!
At this moment, seeing a cute fan ask in the live broadcast room, Jiang Mou grins and calls to the five girls standing behind him: “Sisters-in-law, come over and say hi.”
Everyone: “???”
The “sisters-in-law” approach gracefully, the one in front holding her head high. Someone instantly recognizes them: aren’t these the Rise “sisters-in-law” who were recently in the drama about whether Chi Ye did it or not, and Shen Qing Yu’s fetish?!
“This one is gently… um, Qing Sister-in-law!”
Jiang Mou introduces them one by one: “This is Chicken Feet Sister-in-law, and my current girlfriend Jiang Sister-in-law, the remaining two are Honest Person Sister-in-law.”
“They’ve all dated Rise. Rise fans in the live broadcast room, let’s get five thousand singles first, then have the sisters-in-law tell us Rise’s stories!”
The “dong ci da ci” BGM volume rises, Jiang Mou passionately shouts: “Now, tell me, whose sister-in-law’s story do you want to hear most!”
Live broadcast room bullet comments filled with question marks.
Chi Ye watches this scene and can’t help shaking his head: “This Jiang Mou is really something else, isn’t this treating Rise’s fans like idiots?”
Yang Zi and Empress Dowager drawn over: “…”
Ji Zhua Zhang stares at the screen, eyes turning red: “Fuck, he really invited my ex-girlfriend!”
“No way, I can’t swallow this!”
Ji Zhua Zhang gets angrier thinking about it, directly unzips, takes off his down jacket, revealing his “muscular” body inside, and a yellow tank top with a big Xianming Chicken Feet pattern on the front, and “Rise eats it and says it’s good” ad slogan on the back.
Everyone: “?!”
So that’s where it was hidden!!
Chi Ye stunned: “What are you doing?!”
Zhang Xianming says nothing, just pulls out his mobile phone, enters Jiang Mou’s live broadcast room, and sends a big rocket right away: “Dance for me!”
“Thanks to 『Claw Brother』 for the big rocket!”
Jiang Mou delighted, then sees the bullet comment and pauses: “Dance?”
His mind turns quick, immediately gets it, slaps his thigh: “Right! Dance! Family, want to see which sister-in-law dance? Big rocket gets it! Have Rise’s sisters-in-law twist one for everyone!”
Ji Zhua Zhang furious, sends ten right away, naming names: “Have your girlfriend dance for me!”
Jiang Mou: “?”
Fake Wine Sister-in-law not too happy: “This isn’t good… I didn’t take this money…”
“What are you standing around for! Big Brother sent so many, what’s a dance?!”
Jiang Mou reacts, waves his hand grandly: “Music, BGM, start~!”
Then adds: “This song’s wrong, switch to Rise’s group song!!”
Everyone: “…”
“Jiang Sister-in-law, start dancing!”
Current girlfriend reluctantly stands in front of the camera and twists a few times. Ji Zhua Zhang dissatisfied: 『That’s how you’re fooling the family?! Family heart-to-heart, you scheming against family?』
“?”
Jiang Mou is utterly vile, but extremely “passionate” about his career. Seeing this, he rages, whispers in Jiang Sister-in-law’s ear: “Those two bags you wanted last time, I bought them!”
“Huh?!”
Fake Wine Sister-in-law perks up instantly upon hearing, hips twisting like a gyroscope.
“Hahaha, good good good, twist like that for me, gifts keep coming, dance keeps going!”
Ji Zhua Zhang laughs heartily, drawing side glances from the crowd around.
Not far away, security has noticed, pointing.
“Buddy, calm down…” Chi Ye ashamed: “Keep this up and you’ll really get carried out.”
“Chi Ge, don’t worry, can’t you see? This bastard bullies the weak and fears the strong. Why no Chi Sister-in-law or Peng Sister-in-law in the live broadcast room?!”
After saying that, he pauses, guiltily glances at Jin Xia staring at him.
He changes topic: “…Peng Sister-in-law! Peng Sister-in-law come dance!”
“That’d be tough, heard Peng Sister-in-law is almost fifty, one dance and she’d probably restart.”
Shang Youshu passing by: “?!”
More big gossip?!
This Rise is a total melon field!
On the other side, Fake Wine Sister-in-law tired, sticking out tongue, can’t dance anymore: “No more, really no more… switch someone.”
“Switch? Keep dancing for me!” Ji Zhua Zhang relentless, keeps sending gifts.
But just then.
『Only Love Little Sweetheart』 sends anchor 20 big rockets.
Jiang Mou perks up, yells: “Sweetheart Brother?! Sweetheart Brother generous! Which sister-in-law does Sweetheart Brother want to see dance?!”
Sweetheart Brother silent, sends another hundred, then says: 「Qing Sister-in-law dance till she drops.」
Qing Sister-in-law: “?”
But compared to Fake Wine Sister-in-law’s coy twisting, Qing Sister-in-law no stage fright, starts wildly twisting in the live broadcast room!
Ji Zhua Zhang furious: “Who the fuck is this idiot Sweetheart? Competing with me?!”
“Hm… he really turned it into a show, got me wanting to play too.” Yang Zi watching eagerly beside.
——He doesn’t want the sisters-in-law to dance, he wants Jiang Mou to dance till he drops!
……
Meanwhile.
Next door lounge.
Peng Chen sneakily watches his mobile phone, frantically clicking big rockets: “Dance, dance! Keep dancing for me!! Fuck you, calling me husband huh, standing up for me saying I’m rising huh?”
“I’ll spam you dead!”
Yes, Only Love Little Sweetheart is naturally Peng Top Streamer.
After discovering Jiang Yi’s live broadcast room, he unhesitatingly throws money, not for anything else, just to make Shen Qing Yu and Qing Sister-in-law “pay the price”!
While he’s “having fun,” the phone screen suddenly changes to a call interface.
Note: 【Old Partner】
Peng Chen quickly answers, tone fawning: “Hello? Ol… Baby, what’s up?”
“Baby, were you just watching other female anchors dance!”
A middle-aged woman’s voice around forty or fifty comes from the phone: “I saw your account sending her gifts!”
Peng Chen: “…”
“You skip my birthday to send gifts to other women?”
Peng Chen explains: “No babe… that was for birthday… cough… this time I got someone to make you a big longevity peach cake, don’t be mad, I won’t send more, after New Year’s Eve I’ll go back.”
“…If you want to see dancing, I can dance for you too.”
Peng Chen: “?!”
Hurriedly stops her: “No, no! You just got the stent, what if it pops out dancing?!”
“I’m not watching, that’s it, after New Year’s Eve I’ll go back to keep you company…”
“Okay then, wait for you~”
Peng Chen scalp numb, hangs up like avoiding plague god.
Heart indignant, damn it, same living off a woman, why can Chi Ye live off Jin Xia?!
Glances at the 「Chi Sister-in-law Dance」 spam in live broadcast room, nods darkly: “How come no Chi Sister-in-law… really want Chi Sister-in-law to dance hard!”
……
Outside chaos, inside at 19:30 officially starts.
Ji Zhua Zhang “forcibly” escorted back to audience seats by security.
Chi Ye and Shi Daifu sit in front-row audience seats, acting as “atmosphere group”.
As for Teacher Huang, Teacher Lu, and Yang Zi Empress Dowager four, all performing tonight, and each has acquaintances backstage.
For example Teacher Lu going to see ex-wife, Yang Zi also ex-wife group member, only Empress Dowager visiting relative.
Chi Ye hears it’s his aunt, also at New Year’s Eve site tonight.
Gloriously decorated venue lights dim, below top streamers’ fans holding house light signs, clearly divided into sections.
With Teacher He and other hosts taking stage, gala enters traffic carnival segment.
Backstage chief director confidently OK gesture, indicating current popularity high, far ahead of other stations’ New Year’s Eve.
“Take the stage.”
Backstage director nods.
With stage change, screams and cheering from a small audience section.
A former boy idol group male team, “former” top streamer takes stage, wearing earpiece, hands behind back confidently gestures, signaling full live mic singing.
“As expected of the music genius who studied at Berklee.”
Big stars below secretly praise, the traffic guy raises microphone, starts “ah ah ah”.
Weak breath, voice like mosquito, as if imitating mosquito buzz.
Site suddenly silent.
Chi Ye frowns listening a bit, evaluates: “This is definitely full live mic real singing, rare on Mango TV.”
Shi Daifu glances sideways at him, knows he’s not done.
Chi Ye pauses, says: “Suggest lip sync next time.”
Everyone: “…”
Front seat someone puzzled: “Didn’t he study at Berklee Music College? What did he learn?”
Chi Ye: “Probably learned smoking.”
Everyone: “??”
“No wait.” Chi Ye reacts: “Smoked so much, how not smoky voice yet?! Zhonghua not as good as Furong Wang?”
“…”
Shi Daifu pulls his sleeve, signals stop.
Keep talking, fans of top streamer behind will PK him for real.
Chi Ye: “…”
Turns curious: “By the way… no program for you today?”
Shi Daifu shakes head: “No.”
Expression somewhat downcast.
Her singing skill unquestionable, once such satellite TV New Year’s Eve galas routine.
But since that incident, too long off stage.
Chi Ye inwardly mutters.
Singing…
Also one reason he came to New Year’s Eve Gala this time.
Compared to acting, singing famous faster, more timely.
Only pity, no longer record era, digital record era can’t have that everyone sings hit product.
But… if quality solid, not impossible.
He observes big stars entering/exiting backstage, target on internal entertainment music scene superstars.
Father of Chinese Music Scene, pass… Peng Chen who abandons life for stage… too familiar with Lao Peng, some talent but not much.
Hm… Taipei Heavenly King level idol group member!
Chi Ye eyes light up, quick hands, throws advanced scroll.
【You obtained『Zhang Xutian’s』 lip sync skill（advanced）】
【Zhang Xutian old age, can’t sing, turned actor, likes performance department tricks for fans when idle.】
Chi Ye: “?”
Fuck you, Heavenly King idol group already advanced lip sync?!
Worthy of concert fans?!
He curses this circle full of demons, but undeterred, keeps “picking target” lottery.
【You obtained『Mu Xiaoxiao’s』 extreme vocal range（advanced）】
【Innate gifted extreme vocal range, freely switch low mid high freely.】
【You obtained『Cen Qingliang’s』 breath control（advanced）】
【Cen Qingliang’s breath control ability extremely strong, especially prominent in long notes, stable even.】
【You obtained『Cen Qingliang’s』 mixed voice transition（advanced）】
【Genius level transition technique, flexible varied just right.】
【You obtained『Wang Zheng’s』 advanced plagiarism and adaptation skill（advanced）】
【Wang Zheng screenwriter industry decades, plagiarized decades, masters various adaptation plagiarism techniques, this path master.】
【…】
Chi Ye frantically “lotteries,” over twenty million favorability plummets, original negative talent “innate defect” compensated one by one, becomes genius.
“This, is talent.”
When twenty million becomes two million, Chi Ye stops lottery, looks at full “wicker basket” advanced skills, sincerely happy.
Feels throat itchy…
Nothing else, wants to hum lightly.
Pulls out phone opens Ji Zhua Zhang’s WeChat, sends: 【Brought chicken feet? Scratch for me.】
Ji Zhua Zhang: “?!”
“Hm?”
Empress Dowager back unbeknownst, puzzled, peach blossom eyes on him: “Teacher Chi, humming what?”
“Throat uncomfortable?” She confused, then realizes: “Listening till throat hurts?”
Chi Ye: “…”
Looks to stage.
Another lip sync god of war, um… no.
Our internal entertainment, medical beauty medical beauty, plastic surgery plastic surgery, lip sync lip sync, fake singing fake singing.
Our entertainment industry, has own rhetoric!
My bro just lip sync, my bro absolutely no fake singing!
“No, I just want to sing.”
Empress Dowager surprised, sizes him up, coquettishly: “Teacher Chi, why trouble yourself, trouble audience? No need work so hard, when I release album, give you MV male lead!”
Chi Ye: “?”
Fine, not stoop to her level, if not site too noisy… he’d definitely test current “strength”.
Pity, parallel world has《Legend of Zhen Huan》, also Earth-lacking film works, songs same.
How choose, most suitable self, not his age sing《Farewell My Concubine》… needs careful thought screening.
Thinking this, below suddenly uproar.
“Teacher Chi, Teacher Yang Zi on stage!”
Empress Dowager pulls his sleeve.
Chi Ye looks up, sees Yang Zi suit formal, head colorful “trend” makeup and styling, slowly “rising” from lift platform with his ex-wife.
Two move slow, Yang Zi small eyes glance lens, immediately reaches to hold ex-wife’s hand.
But ex-wife anticipates, dodges agilely.
Fuck.
Yang Zi curses inwardly, face unchanged, two start singing《Heavenly Match》 theme《husband and wife double return home》.
Heart timing.
Song ends, I’ll dominate tonight’s hot search!
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