Chapter 57: Rise《jian Ni》 Chaotic Dance Night
“The birds on the tree, in pairs~”
“Green waters and green mountains, with smiling faces~”
The sound effects, adjusted by an elite sound engineer, took effect. The former couple mouthed the words, but it was clear Yang Zi hadn’t sung in a long time, sometimes not keeping up with the beat of the stereo. The song was sung before he even opened his mouth.
In response, his good friend Chi Ye, who was much younger and a close friend, said, “Normal, Teacher Yang Zi knows ventriloquism.”
Everyone around fell silent.
The song also entered its final phase, with beautiful stage effects blooming, and the lifting platform about to descend.
Yang Zi turned his head, signaling his assistant who was waiting not far away with his eyes.
Hurry, hurry!
The assistant had been watching intently and, seeing this, immediately bowed and jogged onto the stage. Then, to everyone’s dumbfounded gaze, he handed Yang Zi a large bouquet of flowers and a ring.
Yang Zi subtly adjusted his expression, building up his emotions, and in front of his ex-wife’s utterly astonished gaze, he slid… went down on one knee, and presented the flowers and ring.
He shouted, “Xiao Huang, let’s make up, I really can’t live without you!”
His ex-wife was dumbfounded.
The director and the chief director backstage also opened their mouths wide, looking astonished.
But they quickly reacted, and the chief director broke down in anger, yelling, “Damn you, old man! What does this old man want to do?! Is he crazy?!”
“Is this the wedding hall? Are you getting married live?!”
“What are you standing around for! Cut the shot, cut the shot!”
“Cut… where do we cut… the performance isn’t over yet…”
Yang Zi is a good person. He didn’t even disrupt Mango TV’s program schedule, starting his performance in the last 15 seconds of the song.
It would conclude perfectly 15 seconds later.
Yes, he’s a good person, but a bit too much of a good person!
“Idiot! Cut to the audience! Cut anywhere!” the director shouted, stomping his foot.
At this moment, the audience below and the bystanders watching the live broadcast were in an uproar. Yang Zi, hearing the sounds from below, felt invigorated and his confidence soared.
The director in the audience quickly switched the camera, subconsciously focusing on Chi Ye in the front row.
Close-up shot.
Chi Ye, who was also staring at the stage with astonishment and “admiration,” was taken aback for a moment. Then he reacted and gave a thumbs-up directly to the camera.
Teacher Yang Zi, you are the best!
At this moment, effort has surpassed talent!
Whoosh!
The commotion in the audience grew even louder.
The chief director yelled, “Which idiot cut to Chi Ye?! Don’t they know he’s even crazier than Yang Zi? Change the shot! Change the shot!”
The director reacted and quickly changed the shot.
Shang Youshu’s pure and angelic face appeared.
Her eyes were excited, her hands clasped together as if cheering for the two on stage. She was clearly stunned when the camera suddenly focused on her, and there was no time for her to manage her expression.
Chief Director: “…”
“Change again! Change again!”
Peng Chen’s sullen face appeared on camera, another person who lost control of their expression…
“Damn! What kind of people are these? Can we get someone normal!”
The chief director was going mad: “Cut to Yu Yan! Cut to Yu Yan!”
Click.
The camera’s close-up finally focused on a certain spot in the very front row, where a male star with a soft appearance and delicate features appeared.
—The venue instantly exploded.
“Ahhh!!”
“Xiao Yan!”
“Gege, gege!”
“Turn on the red sea!”
The venue, which had been focused on Yang Zi’s sensational stunt, immediately erupted.
In the densely packed audience seats, a large area of red fan support items instantly appeared.
When other so-called top streamers made their appearances before, the fan support items occupied at most a quarter of the audience seats.
But Yu Yan only had to show his face, and the entire audience of the New Year’s Eve Gala was instantly “united.”
Yu Yan: “…?”
Is this a joke?
Why are you cutting to me!
This is too absurd!
“As expected of an unrivaled top streamer, always managing his expressions! What kind of ‘Big Four’ is this, they’re all just riding on Yan Ge’s coattails!”
The chief director’s eyes welled up with tears.
Yu Yan had also reacted and put on a professional smile, but no matter how you looked at it, he seemed to have a very hard life.
The fans in the audience became even more excited.
Yang Zi on stage heard the commotion and his heart skipped a beat.
He secretly glanced at the situation in the audience with his small eyes, cursing in his heart: Damn it, even an unrivaled top streamer is trying to steal the hot search from me?!
In his haste, he remembered the microphone in his hand and came up with another sly trick. He picked it up and shouted loudly, “Xiao Huang, we…”
“You all can die!!”
The chief director’s teeth itched with hatred: “Cut off his microphone! Get this old man off the stage… escort… please escort him down!”
He didn’t need to say it. Staff members maintaining order on site had already rushed over, sweating profusely: “Teacher Yang Zi! Stop talking!! Stop talking!!”
Yang Zi said “hello” a few times, but found his voice couldn’t get out. Ignoring the staff, he noticed many fans in the front row were holding up their mobile phones to record.
A thought struck him, and he wiped his eyes with his hands. The next moment, he was “weeping with tears”: “Xiao Huang!!”
“Huang my ass!”
The staff member cursed inwardly, finally reached the stage, grabbed the bouquet, and said to the ex-wife, who looked very disgusted but also at a loss: “Teacher Huang, please leave quickly!”
Ex-wife: “…”
“At your age, how can you be so troublesome and cause so much trouble?!”
The chief director berated his subordinate: “We guarded against everyone, Rise, but we didn’t expect to guard against the 《 Jian Ni 》 family?!”
“Can anyone good come from that ‘organization’ that Chi Ye is in?!”
The assistant also felt wronged: “Who could have expected there to be such a master…”
Everyone: “…”
…
“Teacher Yang Zi has so much energy.”
On the other side, Chi Ye watched Yang Zi and his ex-wife “exit” and listened to the final accompaniment of 《 The couple returns home together 》, shaking his head: “Now they’re really returning home together…”
Everyone: “?”
“Who would dare to invite him again in the future?”
“…”
“But this time the popularity should be there, he should be quite satisfied.”
Chi Ye could already imagine Yang Zi’s lecherous smile.
Just as he was thinking this, a short while later, he saw Yang Zi walk over with a smile.
Chi Ye: “?”
“You weren’t beaten to death?”
“Joke.”
Yang Zi felt the gazes of everyone around him and smiled slightly: “I didn’t take up any extra time, 15 seconds was perfect. Why would Mango kick me out? I’m not Shen Qing Yu!”
Chi Ye: “…Why don’t you compare yourself to good people.”
Yang Zi glanced around: “There aren’t any good people around me either.”
“Come to think of it, the best person by my side really is Xiao Huang…”
Chi Ye: “?”
“Haha, this time, I’ve got them.”
Yang Zi smiled triumphantly, sat down beside him, took out his mobile phone, and in a great mood, clicked on Jiang Mou’s live broadcast room.
Chi Ye was startled: “What are you going to do?”
“I’m in a good mood, let Jiang Mou dance for me!”
Yang Zi fiddled with his phone: “Last time he dared to curse at me, that little punk, I’ll get him.”
Chi Ye: “…”
Meanwhile, Yang Zi was already generously sending out large rockets.
Jiang Mou, who had been broadcasting for a while and was sweating profusely, was overjoyed to see this: “Thank you, my 『 Hot Search Yang Zi Brother 』, for the big rocket!”
“Big Brother, are you also a black fan of Yang Zi?! That’s great!”
Yang Zi: “?”
He pointed directly at Jiang Mou: “Dance, I don’t want others to dance, I just want to see you dance.”
“Ah?!”
Jiang Mou was stunned and hesitated: “Big Brother, I… I’m not Ji Zhua Zhang, I don’t sell that kind of persona!”
Ji Zhua Zhang: “?”
Yang Zi remained silent, sent another big rocket, and became the top supporter.
Jiang Mou: “!!”
“Are you going to dance or not? If not, I’ll request a refund for a minor.”
Jiang Mou was shocked: “Big Brother, you’re not an adult yet?!”
Yang Zi: “I am a child.”
Chi Ye couldn’t watch any longer and squinted: “An old child.”
Jiang Fake Wine, unable to see their interaction, pretended to hesitate and then gritted his teeth: “Okay! Then I’ll help Big Brother liven things up!”
He commanded the Rise Sister-in-law Group behind him: “Everyone, with me, 321… let’s groove!!”
The music for the dynamic dance track immediately went to the climax!
But Yang Zi was so disgusted by Jiang Fake Wine’s “dance” that he couldn’t bear to watch: “He polluted my eyes and insulted my money!”
Chi Ye shook his head: “Why bother? You’ve fallen for Jiang Mou’s trick, constantly sending him money.”
Yang Zi glanced at him and, for the first time, agreed: “Only a poor person can see through this.”
Chi Ye: “?”
“Who are you calling poor!” Empress Dowager was displeased: “Teacher Chi is just thrifty, don’t call him poor!”
Chi Ye: “…You should say less, nobody would have known otherwise.”
“…”
Just as they were laughing and joking, the dance in the live broadcast room had also ended.
Jiang Fake Wine saw that Yang Zi wasn’t sending any more gifts and his face changed like a flipping book. He immediately sat back down to rest.
“Qing Sister-in-law” led the other sisters-in-law to take over the dance troupe in the live broadcast room.
「 Qing Sister-in-law, Qing Sister-in-law, didn’t you say Jiang Mou was scum? Why are you still involved with him? 」
Seeing the question in the live broadcast’s bullet comments, Qing Sister-in-law raised her chest proudly: “We also have a girl group dream, we want to debut too.”
She gestured to the other sisters-in-law beside her: “We, the Rise Sister-in-law Group, are also a group!”
Everyone listened in silence.
“Come on, sisters, let’s do what we rehearsed and show them the strength of the Rise Sister-in-law Group!”
Qing Sister-in-law commanded effectively, and the other sisters followed, starting to dance.
Yang Zi watched with great delight and sent two more big rockets.
The Rise Sister-in-law Group danced really well!
…
Meanwhile.
Shen Qing Yu, drifting like a ghost, wandered around the plaza.
After being “invited” out by Mango TV security, he bought some alcohol at a nearby convenience store and, half-drunk, came here following information from a friend.
He almost immediately locked onto the “lively” live broadcast scene ahead.
They were smiling sweetly, “hooking arms,” and he even saw his ex-girlfriend… no!
He suddenly froze, scanned carefully, and was dumbfounded: “How are there two ex-girlfriends…”
One is Qing Sister-in-law, and the other… is Jiang Mou’s current girlfriend…
Who was also his ex-girlfriend!
“Damn! You’re playing the double cuckold?!”
Shen Qing Yu, already on the verge of collapse, completely lost his mind.
The anger he had felt from being rebuffed by Chi Ye and Mango TV, the continuous nightmares of the past few days, his desperate life, the impact of the alcohol – all his anger surged into his brain.
Losing his reason, he instantly transformed into a charging warrior, his steps swift. With one stride, he rushed into Jiang Mou’s live broadcast camera view.
“Jiang Yi, I curse your mother!!”
He roared, intending to pounce on Jiang Yi and punch him a few times, but was instinctively stopped by the outer “security”: “Hey, what are you doing! Fans need to send rockets for autographs!”
“I’ll send your mother a rocket! Send Jiang Yi a box of ashes!”
Shen Qing Yu flailed and kicked.
The Sister-in-law Group beside him glanced over, startled. Just then, Yang Zi started sending gifts again, this time under the banner of “avenging” his “brother” Chi Ye.
Let Qing Sister-in-law dance a hundred times!
“Qing Bao is not strong enough, Qing Sister-in-law is forever here!”
Qing Sister-in-law came to her senses, saw Jiang Yi waving his hand, and continued to dance.
“Damn, you’ve messed with it this much?!”
Shen Qing Yu’s eyes turned red, he completely went mad, and broke free from security, charging at Jiang Yi like a madman.
“Are you Qing… Shen Mou?!”
Jiang Yi finally recognized Shen Qing Yu’s voice, his face turned pale, but he immediately reacted, his eyes rolled, and with his fists still two meters away, he fell to the ground first.
He clutched his head and wailed: “Ouch… hitting people! Shen Qing Yu is hitting people! Big star Shen Qing Yu beat me, Jiang Mou…”
Shen Qing Yu was dumbfounded.
The live broadcast room and outside froze.
After reacting, Shen Qing Yu wanted to rush over, but was already tightly held by the waist by the security guards who had caught up.
“A fight broke out! Shen Qing Yu hit someone!”
“Big star Shen Qing Yu assaulted a bystander!”
“Shen Qing Yu has gone crazy!”
The many Big Stars inside were all shocked to hear this news.
Mango TV’s Director Group, everyone was dumbfounded: “What the hell are they doing?! Yang Zi just left, what is Shen Qing Yu making a fuss about now!”
Only one Assistant Director watched this scene as expected and cursed: “I knew it, damn, you invited Rise, how could anything good happen?”
“We didn’t invite them, they hard-followed us!”
A colleague retorted, confused: “Why aren’t you surprised at all? Yang Zi’s performance earlier wasn’t surprising either…”
“Oh, I was an Assistant Director for Screaming Night before, Yang Zi’s wasn’t a big deal.”
The Assistant Director commented: “This is fine, they didn’t fight inside the venue, just at the doorway, you should be glad!”
Everyone: “…”
“You really can’t invite this Rise group, this damn group has a bit of metaphysics, whoever touches them is unlucky!”
The Chief Director, with lingering fear, quickly instructed the security guards: “Keep an eye on Chi Ye and Peng Chen! Once they show any intention… Peng Chen, don’t worry about him, Chi Ye… when he’s alone, subdue him!”
“Director, Ji Zhua Zhang just came in too!”
The Director panicked: “Quickly kick him out!!”
…
Less than three minutes after the incident fermented, Jiang Mou’s live broadcast room was already banned.
However, the official notice stated it was banned due to a report, not for violating regulations.
In response, the two honest individuals who had not appeared stated: We reported it.
For making us find our ex-girlfriends!
At this point, this incident completely blew up. It’s rumored that Shen Qing Yu didn’t even manage to hit anyone and was beaten by Jiang Mou’s security in the chaos.
Subsequently, he was handed over to the police station.
#ShenQingYuhitsperson#
#ShenQingYuhasgonecrazy#
#JiangMoucriesthatShenQingYuhitshimbecauseofpovidone-iodone#
#UndeadWarGodShenQingYu#
#ShenQingYuthewarriorchargingforlove,PureLoveisinvincible#
Related hot search terms ascended the hot search list.
Bystanders are already accustomed to seeing Rise trending, but still feel “shocked”.
Seriously, aren’t they done causing trouble even after falling apart?
How did Rise ever have fans before? What kind of people were they fans of?!
「No, is this real?!」
「It’s real, there are already clips on Douyin, Shen Qing Yu charging for love, and the real Jiang Mou!」
「This is too outrageous, what does “Undead War God Shen Qing Yu” mean on the hot search terms?」
「He’s dead, isn’t Shen Qing Yu dead?」
「Right, Shen Qing Yu is dead, but now he’s trending again, which makes him an Undead War God, still tough even after death!」
「Are Qing Bao’s fans satisfied now? Your idol is truly a legal system offender.」
While people were discussing under the hot search terms, the term “#ShenQingYubelongstohousearrest#” also quickly made it to the hot search.
Furthermore, Jiang Mou, Shen Qing Yu, and the Rise Sister-in-law Group had, after this battle, once again dominated the hot search list.
Yang Zi looked at his “proposal” hot search term being suppressed and felt like the sky had fallen.
Why did I have to be so foolish!!
Why the hell did I give a gift!!
“I just wanted to make it to the hot search, why is it so difficult?!”
Yang Zi collapsed: “Is it impossible to surpass with just a casual strike?!”
Second update today, a third update will be added before twelve o’clock.
